Budda Baker
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"Tackles like an angel". This bored is just chock full of knowledge. I had no idea angels even played football, much less were such good tacklers.
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We're just lucky magnificent crippled bastards poast here at all.Dardanus said:Dennis you magnificent crippled bastard - I'm so glad you have no life so you can share your beautiful thoughts with us.
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Shit poast, shit poaster.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
DisagreeHuskyInAZ said:I'm kinda liking the incapacitated Dennis. Keep up the good work. And go easy on the oxy.
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I thought he had the man servant BECAUSE he was crippledTequilla said:
To a certain degree it is upping the quality of the TSIO pod as there's no chance that Dennis would have the attention span to break plays down like this if he was having his servant making him drink after drinkHuskyInAZ said:I'm kinda liking the incapacitated Dennis. Keep up the good work. And go easy on the oxy.
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Well, ask and ye shall receive...
Okay, this is 'garbage time'. Last possession of the half, basically a minute left after we go up 35-0. Budda is still balling out full speed.
Let's pick up the action when the pass was completed...
Time 1: Little Vandal fuckwad catches the pass, has basically the whole field open as all our guys are playing deep and can go anywhere he wants. Missile Budda has been launched and is rapidly approaching his target. But, instead of doing the fuck monkey shit that our defenses have done for so long—running to where people are at then tackling them from behind and pushing them downfield (see Psalm for many demonstrations of this)—he AGAIN is positioned in such a way where he is anticipating where the Vandal wants to go and already hacking that space down.
Time 2: Where the fuck is Budda running to? Oh, just the spot he knows the 'ho wants to go and now that kid has to change his momentum to try to avoid Budda (who is running to an empty space because he's a fucking genius).
Time 3: Okay, who's body language is in charge now? Budda has dictated the course of play and is now square and the fuckhead Vandal bitch is trying to figure a way out.
Time 4: Knowing exactly where the shit-for-brains Vandal wants to go, the COBRA strikes!
Time 5: The Cobra strikes, the Vandal gets the venom. Budda is a football genius.
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Good substance, but your literary style is a little foul-mouthed my tastes.Dennis_DeYoung said:Well, ask and ye shall receive...
Okay, this is 'garbage time'. Last possession of the half, basically a minute left after we go up 35-0. Budda is still balling out full speed.
Let's pick up the action when the pass was completed...
Time 1: Little Vandal fuckwad catches the pass, has basically the whole field open as all our guys are playing deep and can go anywhere he wants. Missile Budda has been launched and is rapidly approaching his target. But, instead of doing the fuck monkey shit that our defenses have done for so long—running to where people are at then tackling them from behind and pushing them downfield (see Psalm for many demonstrations of this)—he AGAIN is positioned in such a way where he is anticipating where the Vandal wants to go and already hacking that space down.
Time 2: Where the fuck is Budda running to? Oh, just the spot he knows the 'ho wants to go and now that kid has to change his momentum to try to avoid Budda (who is running to an empty space because he's a fucking genius).
Time 3: Okay, who's body language is in charge now? Budda has dictated the course of play and is now square and the fuckhead Vandal bitch is trying to figure a way out.
Time 4: Knowing exactly where the shit-for-brains Vandal wants to go, the COBRA strikes!
Time 5: The Cobra strikes, the Vandal gets the venom. Budda is a football genius. -
Thanks for READING. Eat a dick.AIRWOLF said:
Good substance, but your literary style is a little foul-mouthed my tastes.Dennis_DeYoung said:Well, ask and ye shall receive...
Okay, this is 'garbage time'. Last possession of the half, basically a minute left after we go up 35-0. Budda is still balling out full speed.
Let's pick up the action when the pass was completed...
Time 1: Little Vandal fuckwad catches the pass, has basically the whole field open as all our guys are playing deep and can go anywhere he wants. Missile Budda has been launched and is rapidly approaching his target. But, instead of doing the fuck monkey shit that our defenses have done for so long—running to where people are at then tackling them from behind and pushing them downfield (see Psalm for many demonstrations of this)—he AGAIN is positioned in such a way where he is anticipating where the Vandal wants to go and already hacking that space down.
Time 2: Where the fuck is Budda running to? Oh, just the spot he knows the 'ho wants to go and now that kid has to change his momentum to try to avoid Budda (who is running to an empty space because he's a fucking genius).
Time 3: Okay, who's body language is in charge now? Budda has dictated the course of play and is now square and the fuckhead Vandal bitch is trying to figure a way out.
Time 4: Knowing exactly where the shit-for-brains Vandal wants to go, the COBRA strikes!
Time 5: The Cobra strikes, the Vandal gets the venom. Budda is a football genius. -
Just one? Not a whole bag?
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I feel like, as a Seattlite, 'Eat a bag of dicks' just means:AIRWOLF said:Just one? Not a whole bag?
And I mean: swallow a cock. -
