Teen boy stalking alert.

Passion

Look, I enjoy making fun of the doogman child stalkers as much as the next guy. But this kid defies logic: maxpreps.com/blogs/maxwire-national-blog/PqlnTzBKRkC3f7uLcupfow/washington-offers-class-of-2017-offensive-lineman-foster-sarell.htm

With a 4.0 grade point average, it's only 3 years 'til he commits to 'furd. Can you blame him? Not our fault.

TierbsHsotBoobs

I wonder how many months old he was when his parents started adding HGH to his formula?

dnc

I'm not sure a 4.0 GPA in middle school gets you into Stanford. Creep?

dnc

Also, for future reference, the preferred nomenclature is *stocking*

Passion

dnc said:

Also, for future reference, the preferred nomenclature is *stocking*

Wrong: dictionary.reference.com/browse/stalking?s=t

TierbsHsotBoobs

Passion said:

dnc said:

Also, for future reference, the preferred nomenclature is *stocking*

Wrong: dictionary.reference.com/browse/stalking?s=t

PEBAR

chrisvashon

Can one of our undercocer agents at doogman post some "summaries" of recruiting.

Seems like not much is going on, but apparently Mixon didn't love the rain?

Are we still leading for all those 5 stars?

dnc

Passion said:

dnc said:

Also, for future reference, the preferred nomenclature is *stocking*

Wrong: dictionary.reference.com/browse/stalking?s=t

I don't care what everyone says about you, you totally get this place.

puppylove_sugarsteel

wtf? hope we land him. Check Yale for his film study on the kid, see if he's any good or not

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

chrisvashon said:

Can one of our undercocer agents at doogman post some "summaries" of recruiting.

Seems like not much is going on, but apparently Mixon didn't love the rain?

Are we still leading for all those 5 stars?

I no longer have access to Dawgman but I can post a summary.

- UW's doing well with Mixon despite the rain.
- There are some recruits who are idiots but we can't tell you who they are until after they commit somewhere else.
- It's OK if UW doesn't land Baker; Sark is in on better players from Cali (I like to say Cali instead of California, it's what I like to do).
- Don't worry if Sark doesn't land enough highly-rated linemen this class; 2015 will be a bumper crop.

Gladstone

^ hahaha.

also, commence the cozetto negative recruiting. not a chance we land him, unfortunately

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

chrisvashon said:

Can one of our undercocer agents at doogman post some "summaries" of recruiting.

Seems like not much is going on, but apparently Mixon didn't love the rain?

Are we still leading for all those 5 stars?

I no longer have access to Dawgman but I can post a summary.

- UW's doing well with Mixon despite the rain.
- There are some recruits who are idiots but we can't tell you who they are until after they commit somewhere else.
- It's OK if UW doesn't land Baker; Sark is in on better players from Cali (I like to say Cali instead of California, it's what I like to do).
- Don't worry if Sark doesn't land enough highly-rated linemen this class; 2015 will be a bumper crop.

End Thread.

RoadDawg55

When we continue to strike out yearly on the OL, Doogs can use this guy to help their argument that we will be fine. Oh, we signed only 1 tackle from 2014-2017? It's no big deal because the 5 star from Graham-Kaposin is a lock, and he will be ready to play as a true freshman. Then this guy will go to USC and Doogs say there is no way we can expect to steal guys when Jack Del Rio and USC want them.

TommySQC

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

chrisvashon said:

Can one of our undercocer agents at doogman post some "summaries" of recruiting.

Seems like not much is going on, but apparently Mixon didn't love the rain?

Are we still leading for all those 5 stars?

I no longer have access to Dawgman but I can post a summary.

- UW's doing well with Mixon despite the rain.
- There are some recruits who are idiots but we can't tell you who they are until after they commit somewhere else.
- It's OK if UW doesn't land Baker; Sark is in on better players from Cali (I like to say Cali instead of California, it's what I like to do).
- Don't worry if Sark doesn't land enough highly-rated linemen this class; 2015 will be a bumper crop.

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HTH

bananasnblondes

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

chrisvashon said:

Can one of our undercocer agents at doogman post some "summaries" of recruiting.

Seems like not much is going on, but apparently Mixon didn't love the rain?

Are we still leading for all those 5 stars?

I no longer have access to Dawgman but I can post a summary.

- UW's doing well with Mixon despite the rain.
- There are some recruits who are idiots but we can't tell you who they are until after they commit somewhere else.
- It's OK if UW doesn't land Baker; Sark is in on better players from Cali (I like to say Cali instead of California, it's what I like to do).
- Don't worry if Sark doesn't land enough highly-rated linemen this class; 2015 will be a bumper crop.

You nailed it, although there is one new caveat. UW is not leading for any big time recruits at this point, in fact they are rarely mentioned in Top 5's. Recruits are not interested in 7-6>7-6>7-6 when the Ducks and Fighting Mora's are giving them attention. Scott has assured everyone though that YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A PLAYER'S #1 at this point in the game. It's much better to be a player's #4 or 5 favorite school because they all switch their minds at the last minute. Oh, and there's lots going on behind the scenes. Don't listen to what the players say because Kim knows the real story. He just can't say it or his sources will be upset. You have to go to the recruiting banquet to get the real dirt

LevelPar

dnc said:

I'm not sure a 4.0 GPA in middle school gets you into Stanford. Creep?

"Creep" is probably play X-Box live with the kid as we speak.

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I can't until Kim calls a kid with a 4.0 GPA an idiot for not going to uw.

dnc

LevelPar said:

dnc said:

I'm not sure a 4.0 GPA in middle school gets you into Stanford. Creep?

"Creep" is probably play X-Box live with the kid as we speak.

Tosh poasts here?

DugtheDoog

I wonder what happens when Sark needs a scapegoat and has to fire Cozzetto. Who will the doogs blame the next 2 OL class on? And in 2015 after we graduate 4 OL starters and have to play 3 true freshmen, will it still be cozzetto's fault?

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DugtheDoog said:

I wonder what happens when Sark needs a scapegoat and has to fire Cozzetto. Who will the doogs blame the next 2 OL class on? And in 2015 after we graduate 4 OL starters and have to play 3 true freshmen, will it still be cozzetto's fault?

The new OL coach will need more time to get his own OL recruits in here. Duh.

Also Kim will go a complete 180 on Cozzetto and rip him non stop.

DugtheDoog

He_Needs_More_Time said:

DugtheDoog said:

I wonder what happens when Sark needs a scapegoat and has to fire Cozzetto. Who will the doogs blame the next 2 OL class on? And in 2015 after we graduate 4 OL starters and have to play 3 true freshmen, will it still be cozzetto's fault?

The new OL coach will need more time to get his own OL recruits in here. Duh.

Also Kim will go a complete 180 on Cozzetto and rip him non stop.

That's what's so funny about these doogman idiots. They don't realize that it isn't the Oline coach who brings in olinemen. And while I think cozzetto is a mediocre coach, I'd bet a thousand dollars he's unhappy with the amount of linemen we've brought in. Because it's not up to him. Though I do acknowledge today's soft culture has bred a bunch of pansies who don't want to play for him.