A Brief History of Metal for Old Man Music Friday

Swaye

I doubt many people will like or care about this because you're all fags and this site is shit, but whatever. I am bored. Sitting in a parking lot in the Orkin van eating some Chik-fil-a and wasting time until I can start the weekend. @dnc and his Old Man music offering for the day got me to thinking about all the concerts I went to as a young pup, and how fucking crazy I was for all things metal. So anyway, this is it fags. And if you disagree, you are wrong. I have been to more metal shows than anyone on this board and it isn't close. Songs starting in the early 70's, and going to mid 90's. Fuck off after that. But I do love me some Soil.

I present, the evolution of metal in sound.

Sabbath - The Wizard (1970)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKY--qaHWSw

Budgie - Breadfan (1973)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axAE1Oh2H14

Rainbow - A Light in the Black (1976)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYrW3yONR44

Motorhead - Overkill (1979)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNUyjRRjxM

Diamond Head - Am I Evil (1980)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVid_fLzN5g

Iron Maiden - The Trooper (1983)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo

Warlord - Child of The Damned (1984)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kgP0GtmeZQ

Metallica - Battery (1985)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md3B3I7Nmvw

Slayer - Mandatory Suicide (1988)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqduxsQ8WVs

Megadeth - Hanger 18 (1990)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ

Pantera - Walk (1992)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evc3Xtc84N0

Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (1995)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoHa48lqsqE

Tool - Stinkfist (1996)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-IR9oNzdrA

Swaye

I should also note I have seen all of these bands live (some many times) except Sabbath (but I did see Ozzy) and Rainbow (but I did see Dio). The 80's kicked ass.

Peterman

Poor choice of Pantera songs but otherwise good job, good effort

Swaye

Peterman said:

Poor choice of Pantera songs but otherwise good job, good effort

Almost went with Mouth for War, but I have always been a fan of Walk.

BennyBeaver

Metal fans are like those douches that drive jacked up 4x4 pickups with TruckNutz on the trailer hitch.

Try hard, wannabe tough guys.

Swaye

BennyBeaver said:

Metal fans are like those douches that drive jacked up 4x4 pickups with TruckNutz on the trailer hitch.

Try hard, wannabe tough guys.

Shut up jazz fag. I'll beat you to death with my truck nuts.

ThomasFremont

No love for Dimmu Borgir?

Seriously, DAFUQ is this shit Swaye???

Peterman

BennyBeaver said:

Metal fans are like those douches that drive jacked up 4x4 pickups with TruckNutz on the trailer hitch.

Try hard, wannabe tough guys.

Ben, kindly tongue my browneye

Thanks

Swaye

ThomasFremont said:

No love for Dimmu Borgir?

Seriously, DAFUQ is this shit Swaye???

Symphonic black metal is an acquired taste.

ThomasFremont

Swaye said:

BennyBeaver said:

Metal fans are like those douches that drive jacked up 4x4 pickups with TruckNutz on the trailer hitch.

Try hard, wannabe tough guys.

Shut up jazz fag. I'll beat you to death with my truck nuts.

If we are bashing jazz, I'm fucking out.

REAL metal fans know that the roots of metal are based in the blues/jazz.

Show some fucking respect, you animals.

Swaye

ThomasFremont said:

No love for Dimmu Borgir?

Seriously, DAFUQ is this shit Swaye???

Oh, and I left tons of great bands out that I love. I did say "brief" history of metal. Mastadon, AC/DC (more hard rock than metal), Judas Priest, Death, Opeth, Machine Head, Deep Purple, Rammstein, etc., etc., etc. I would have been on Youtube an hour finding all that shit and I am lazy.

Swaye

Well if we are going all the way back to blues/jazz then fuck off I love me some Otis Redding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT_PdnGRukw

BennyBeaver

I see at least 4 Try hard, wannabe tough guys have chimed in. And one asking for a homosexual act (NTTIAWWT).

Peterman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60Mo_Nmydg


Halford is my favorite fag

Peterman

Swaye said:

Peterman said:

Poor choice of Pantera songs but otherwise good job, good effort

Almost went with Mouth for War, but I have always been a fan of Walk.

I guess I'm just sick of it after hearing it for the 8,000,000th time, but still a classic tune

Swaye

Peterman said:

Swaye said:

Peterman said:

Poor choice of Pantera songs but otherwise good job, good effort

Almost went with Mouth for War, but I have always been a fan of Walk.

I guess I'm just sick of it after hearing it for the 8,000,000th time, but still a classic tune

Yeah, I figured I needed to go with a classic after picking Battery instead of One and Hangar 18 instead of Peace Sells...

ThomasFremont

Swaye said:

Peterman said:

Swaye said:

Peterman said:

Poor choice of Pantera songs but otherwise good job, good effort

Almost went with Mouth for War, but I have always been a fan of Walk.

I guess I'm just sick of it after hearing it for the 8,000,000th time, but still a classic tune

Yeah, I figured I needed to go with a classic after picking Battery instead of One and Hangar 18 instead of Peace Sells...

One is a bit played out, Battery is an all time masterpiece. I approve the choice.

Kaepsknee

BennyBeaver said:

Metal fans are like those douches that drive jacked up 4x4 pickups with TruckNutz on the trailer hitch.

Try hard, wannabe tough guys.

Sounds like Benny needs a safe zone.

Peterman

salemcoog said:

BennyBeaver said:

Metal fans are like those douches that drive jacked up 4x4 pickups with TruckNutz on the trailer hitch.

Try hard, wannabe tough guys.

Sounds like Benny needs a safe zone.

Ben, feel free to start a One republic or Death Cab thread, no one will judge

Thanks

BennyBeaver

salemcoog said:

BennyBeaver said:

Metal fans are like those douches that drive jacked up 4x4 pickups with TruckNutz on the trailer hitch.

Try hard, wannabe tough guys.

Sounds like Benny needs a safe zone.

Au contraire, some of my best friends are try hard wannabe tough guys. No triggers here. Just need to know that when they get in too deep with their mouths, I have to be ready to save their asses.

Swaye

ThomasFremont said:

Swaye said:

Peterman said:

Swaye said:

Peterman said:

Poor choice of Pantera songs but otherwise good job, good effort

Almost went with Mouth for War, but I have always been a fan of Walk.

I guess I'm just sick of it after hearing it for the 8,000,000th time, but still a classic tune

Yeah, I figured I needed to go with a classic after picking Battery instead of One and Hangar 18 instead of Peace Sells...

One is a bit played out, Battery is an all time masterpiece. I approve the choice.

Yeah I love One, but it doesn't even make my top 5 Metallica songs. Hell, I don't even think it is the best song on Justice.

1) Battery
2) Blackened
3) Master
4) Creeping Death
5) Bells