At Midnight Tonight...

[Deleted User]

Start shorting as much stock as you can afford.

DC is a train wreck

MikeDamone

Works for me. Keep it shut for fucking ever.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Yes, this shutdown will be totally different than all the other shutdowns.



WULFF!

ThomasFremont

This script has already been written. *yawn*

MikeDamone

Looked out the window...we still have roads. People are going about their day in an orderly fashion. I'm thinking of doing some raping and looting later though. I'm not sure I can handle not having someone to tell me to be good.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Oh shit, this shutdown *is* different:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790806/government-shutdown-navy-air-force-football

MikeDamone

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oh shit, this shutdown *is* different:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790806/government-shutdown-navy-air-force-football

Wait - Football at the military academies is funded by the taxpayers? WTF? Defunding that shit would be a good fucking start.

ThomasFremont

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oh shit, this shutdown *is* different:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790806/government-shutdown-navy-air-force-football

Wait - Football at the military academies is funded by the taxpayers? WTF? Defunding that shit would be a good fucking start.

Damone hates the troops?

RaceBannon

I support the players but not the games

TierbsHsotBoobs

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oh shit, this shutdown *is* different:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790806/government-shutdown-navy-air-force-football

Wait - Football at the military academies is funded by the taxpayers? WTF? Defunding that shit would be a good fucking start.

Following that logic, we should defund all collegiate athletics, starting with track and field.

MikeDamone

ThomasFremont said:

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oh shit, this shutdown *is* different:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790806/government-shutdown-navy-air-force-football

Wait - Football at the military academies is funded by the taxpayers? WTF? Defunding that shit would be a good fucking start.

Damone hates the troops?

How many times do I need to say I support the troops, but am against the war?

MikeDamone

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oh shit, this shutdown *is* different:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790806/government-shutdown-navy-air-force-football

Wait - Football at the military academies is funded by the taxpayers? WTF? Defunding that shit would be a good fucking start.

Following that logic, we should defund all collegiate athletics, starting with track and field.

When you say "defund" you imply that all D1 athletic departments are funded by the taxpayers. That is not the case...and yes, defund all that are funded by the federal government. States can make up their own mind.

ThomasFremont

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oh shit, this shutdown *is* different:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790806/government-shutdown-navy-air-force-football

Wait - Football at the military academies is funded by the taxpayers? WTF? Defunding that shit would be a good fucking start.

Following that logic, we should defund all collegiate athletics, starting with track and field.

When you say "defund" you imply that all D1 athletic departments are funded by the taxpayers. That is not the case...and yes, defund all that are funded by the federal government. States can make up their own mind.

If my state wants to fund football, or weed, or slaves, it should get to.

RaceBannon

If I like my slaves I can keep them. #LincolnCare

MikeDamone

ThomasFremont said:

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

MikeDamone said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Oh shit, this shutdown *is* different:

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/10/1/4790806/government-shutdown-navy-air-force-football

Wait - Football at the military academies is funded by the taxpayers? WTF? Defunding that shit would be a good fucking start.

Following that logic, we should defund all collegiate athletics, starting with track and field.

When you say "defund" you imply that all D1 athletic departments are funded by the taxpayers. That is not the case...and yes, defund all that are funded by the federal government. States can make up their own mind.

If my state wants to fund football, or weed, or slaves, it should get to.

If your state likes slaves, can they keep them?

RaceBannon

FIRST!!!

ThomasFremont

RaceBannon said:

If I like my slaves I can keep them. #LincolnCare

Sounds better than having to go around to other states looking for a better deal on slaves.

MikeDamone

ThomasFremont said:

RaceBannon said:

If I like my slaves I can keep them. #LincolnCare

Sounds better than having to go around to other states looking for a better deal on slaves.

What if you had a free market trading system where you could source your slaves from any state AND you could select the slaves that precisely fit your needs? Abundance.

ThomasFremont

MikeDamone said:

ThomasFremont said:

RaceBannon said:

If I like my slaves I can keep them. #LincolnCare

Sounds better than having to go around to other states looking for a better deal on slaves.

What if you had a free market trading system where you could source your slaves from any state AND you could select the slaves that precisely fit your needs? Abundance.

What if everyone was provided a slave?

It's a basic human right to own a slave.

MikeDamone

ThomasFremont said:

MikeDamone said:

ThomasFremont said:

RaceBannon said:

If I like my slaves I can keep them. #LincolnCare

Sounds better than having to go around to other states looking for a better deal on slaves.

What if you had a free market trading system where you could source your slaves from any state AND you could select the slaves that precisely fit your needs? Abundance.

What if everyone was provided a slave?

It's a basic human right to own a slave.

It can't be a right, because that would require stealing from others to provide the slaves. So by definition, it's not a right. But the pursuit of obtaining a slave is a right.

ThomasFremont

MikeDamone said:

ThomasFremont said:

MikeDamone said:

ThomasFremont said:

RaceBannon said:

If I like my slaves I can keep them. #LincolnCare

Sounds better than having to go around to other states looking for a better deal on slaves.

What if you had a free market trading system where you could source your slaves from any state AND you could select the slaves that precisely fit your needs? Abundance.

What if everyone was provided a slave?

It's a basic human right to own a slave.

It can't be a right, because that would require stealing from others to provide the slaves. So by definition, it's not a right. But the pursuit of obtaining a slave is a right.

Stealing? Hardly.

Everyone would pay into the system for our mutual benefit. Just like everything else we do collectively as a nation.

Obviously there are cases of those who cannot pay for their slaves, but they are costing the rest of us already.

Would you deny the majority a great benefit just to spite a small minority? That would be silly and childish.