Just hanging out on a Thursday night walking around my house drunk trying to find some toothpaste.

Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?

#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring

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Dardanus

What are you drinking DY?

Dennis_DeYoung

What are you drinking DY?

Some celebratory Macallan tonight. And grain alcohol, of course.

Baseman

Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?

#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring

Peyote and Sleeshtacks. Cool night Bruh.

PurpleJ

Brushing your teeth is for cornball niggaz. Get a grill and fuck off Uncle Tom!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?

#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring

Why am I the first to axe? Who the fuck is Greg?

PurpleJ

Greg is my penis' alter ego.

Dardanus

Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?

#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring
Why am I the first to axe? Who the fuck is Greg?

doogsinparadise

Is Greg, Shane?

PurpleJ

Is Greg, Shane?

No racist crap.

Dennis_DeYoung

Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?

#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring
Why am I the first to axe? Who the fuck is Greg?

doogsinparadise

Is Greg, Shane?
No racist crap.

What's with the labels, man?

PurpleJ

Is Greg, Shane?
No racist crap.
What's with the labels, man?

Dardanus

Baseman

Greg house sits for me and the piece of shit used all my expensive toothpaste. Who the fuck does that?

#marviscinnamon #shitisnotcheap #blackpeoplespendmoneyonstupidshitwhentheyhavemoneyfuckyou #whitepeopleareboring
Why am I the first to axe? Who the fuck is Greg?

Dardanus

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

What are you drinking DY?
Some celebratory Macallan tonight. And grain alcohol, of course.

You finally get that guy you've had your eye on to give you a handy?

PurpleReign

RoadDawg55

I haven't had toothpaste in three days. I feel your pain DDY.

PurpleJ

I would suggest using mouthwash and hoping no one notices the difference, but you probably already drank that.

RoadDawg55

I would suggest using mouthwash and hoping no one notices the difference, but you probably already drank that.

That's what I've been doing. I still brush them and get complimented for the pearly whites. I just have no fucking toothpaste.