Just hanging out on a Thursday night walking around my house drunk trying to find some toothpaste.

CuntWaffle

How does one house sit someone's parents basement?

PurpleJ

CuntWaffle said:

How does one house sit someone's parents basement?

Dennis_DeYoung

CuntWaffle said:

How does one house sit someone's parents basement?

Pretty much how you'd imagine. Sneak in the window. Smoke a lot of weed. Take care of my pet snakes mom doesn't know i have.

Cheeto dust everywhere. Lots of spooge all over the modem when I come home.

AND NO FUCKING TOOTHPASTE.

Shane

doogsinparadise said:

Is Greg, Shane?

ISAFNRC. No.

Swaye

This thread. Much better than expected.

section_332

Toothpaste hot talk!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Is Greg the tree guy from Spanaway?

CaptainPJ

Pin.this.fucking.thread.now

section_332

Where's the toothpaste board at?

BallSacked

Really cool story. Thanks for making it up and sharing on here.

Dennis_DeYoung

BallSacked said:

Really cool story. Thanks for making it up and sharing on here.

Welks!!!

SpoonieLuv

CuntWaffle said:

How does one house sit someone's parents basement?

Dennis_DeYoung

bump.

PurpleJ

Ooooohhh, im salivating. Rub a little on the tongue, dab the bung, plow the peter. Its like a topical anesthetic. Wont hurt the little missy

AZDuck

PurpleJ said:

I would suggest using mouthwash and hoping no one notices the difference, but you probably already drank that.

GO1 pro tip: Listerine is mostly alcohol and they sell it at the PX. Mix with Ambien until nothing matters

MikeDamone

Sid and Marty Kroft shit was for retards

BennyBeaver

@Dennis_DeYoung STOp!

DawgFader