Just hanging out on a Thursday night walking around my house drunk trying to find some toothpaste.

Dennis_DeYoung · August 2016

BallSacked said:
Really cool story. Thanks for making it up and sharing on here.

Welks!!!

SpoonieLuv · August 2016

CuntWaffle said:
How does one house sit someone's parents basement?

Dennis_DeYoung · October 2018

bump.

PurpleJ · October 2018

Ooooohhh, im salivating. Rub a little on the tongue, dab the bung, plow the peter. Its like a topical anesthetic. Wont hurt the little missy

AZDuck · October 2018

PurpleJ said:
I would suggest using mouthwash and hoping no one notices the difference, but you probably already drank that.

GO1 pro tip: Listerine is mostly alcohol and they sell it at the PX. Mix with Ambien until nothing matters

MikeDamone · October 2018

Sid and Marty Kroft shit was for retards

BennyBeaver · October 2018

@Dennis_DeYoung STOp!

DawgFader · October 2018

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