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  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,093 Swaye's Wigwam
    Where the fuck do you guys find this shit?
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,499 Standard Supporter

    I'm completely lost with this thread

    I never claimed to be a journalist out here.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,260 Founders Club
    Derek isn't a mind reader. Sometimes things happen that no one can explain. Sometimes the weatherman is wrong. People poast responses and it's an unpredictable game sometimes but we don't call out people out here. Uncertainty is the nature of the bidness.
  • H_DH_D Member Posts: 6,098
    Dardanus said:

    Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

    You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

    I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

    Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

    When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "FUCK ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

    When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

    When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too*. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

    If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

    I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

    *to
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,494 Founders Club
    New HH motto?

    first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,387 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    New HH motto?

    first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender

    I thought HH was an isolated spot.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,494 Founders Club

    Dardanus said:

    I sexually identify as Harambe the Lowland Gorilla. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of eating fruits and plants in the captivity of a zoo. People say to me that being an endangered Lowland Gorilla is impossible and I'm fucking retarded, but I don't care, I'm a beautiful and strong silverback. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Gorilla arms, legs, torso, and a bulletproof vest on my body. From now on, I want you to call me Harambe and respect my right to eat, live with, and fuck other Gorillas. If you can't accept me you're a Gorilla murdering Zoophobe and you need to check your primate privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    bumped for this long lost classic.

    Rip @Dardanus
    Because I have a strange, fucked-up mind, this reminded me...


    WOOD




















    Mia Khalifa too
  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    Swaye said:

    Dardanus said:

    I sexually identify as Harambe the Lowland Gorilla. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of eating fruits and plants in the captivity of a zoo. People say to me that being an endangered Lowland Gorilla is impossible and I'm fucking retarded, but I don't care, I'm a beautiful and strong silverback. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Gorilla arms, legs, torso, and a bulletproof vest on my body. From now on, I want you to call me Harambe and respect my right to eat, live with, and fuck other Gorillas. If you can't accept me you're a Gorilla murdering Zoophobe and you need to check your primate privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    bumped for this long lost classic.

    Rip @Dardanus
    Because I have a strange, fucked-up mind, this reminded me...


    WOOD




















    Mia Khalifa too
    Cockeyed tits and all
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,828 Swaye's Wigwam
    This is right up there with the meth copy pasta.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,100 Swaye's Wigwam

    Dardanus said:

    I sexually identify as Harambe the Lowland Gorilla. Ever since I was a boy I have dreamed of eating fruits and plants in the captivity of a zoo. People say to me that being an endangered Lowland Gorilla is impossible and I'm fucking retarded, but I don't care, I'm a beautiful and strong silverback. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Gorilla arms, legs, torso, and a bulletproof vest on my body. From now on, I want you to call me Harambe and respect my right to eat, live with, and fuck other Gorillas. If you can't accept me you're a Gorilla murdering Zoophobe and you need to check your primate privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

    bumped for this long lost classic.

    Rip @Dardanus
    Free?pub

    I know I changed my avatar to seduce you fudgee but I feel like silverbacks make everyone think more you than me...

    @backthepack FREE PUB beotch
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