What's LEAST likely to occur in the next six months?

Gladstone

Vote or die.

RoadDawg55

UW wins the P12 (Janet Reno/Abundance)

If I had to bet my life, I would bet Cockus is still here.

Gladstone

HereToBeatMyChest gets UW AD access (Janet Reno/Abundance)

RoadDawg55 said:

If I had to bet my life, I would bet Cockus is still here.

Ignoring your comment and looking at your vote, I find it hilarious that you and Boobs think it's more likely UW goes 0-12 than wins the conference. LOL.

And I thought I was cynical.

@ThomasFremont write-in for Valve releases HL3.

TierbsHsotBoobs

UW wins the P12 (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Gladstone said:

RoadDawg55 said:

If I had to bet my life, I would bet Cockus is still here.

Ignoring your comment and looking at your vote, I find it hilarious that you and Boobs think it's more likely UW goes 0-12 than wins the conference. LOL.

And I thought I was cynical.

@ThomasFremont write-in for Valve releases HL3.

I almost voted for the FREE PUB option.

I support @Owen12

RoadDawg55

UW wins the P12 (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Gladstone said:

RoadDawg55 said:

If I had to bet my life, I would bet Cockus is still here.

Ignoring your comment and looking at your vote, I find it hilarious that you and Boobs think it's more likely UW goes 0-12 than wins the conference. LOL.

And I thought I was cynical.

@ThomasFremont write-in for Valve releases HL3.

Lol I didn't look at all the options, but yeah, I'm cynical about UW football.

Dardanus

Koop stops being thanked for his service (Janet Reno/Abundance)

I'll die before I stop thanking Koops for his service.

GrundleStiltzkin

HereToBeatMyChest gets UW AD access (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Dardanus said:

I'll die before I stop thanking Koops for his service.

Need to change my vote

section_332

DDY dies of alcohol poisoning on-air (Janet Reno/Abundance)

If my Kent gay brother DDY dies. I'm fucking out.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Sven donates $100+ to HH (Janet Reno/Abundance)

@section_332 with the worst vote of the pole so far.

ThomasFremont

UW wins the P12 (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Gladstone said:

RoadDawg55 said:

If I had to bet my life, I would bet Cockus is still here.

Ignoring your comment and looking at your vote, I find it hilarious that you and Boobs think it's more likely UW goes 0-12 than wins the conference. LOL.

And I thought I was cynical.

@ThomasFremont write-in for Valve releases HL3.

6 months? Change it to least likely in the next 6 years and it would still be the right answer.

Baseman

UW goes 0-12 (Janet Reno/Abundance)

WE have already clinched the 2016 Pac12 Title.

Swaye

Swaye successfully swears off alcohol (Janet Reno/Abundance)

I've often thought ballfag was cockus' gay retarded brother. No idea on actual cockus though.

LoneStarDawg

He_Needs_More_Time resumes posting (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Lotta fucking doogs on here

Edit: it's hard

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Sven donates $100+ to HH (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Baseman said:

WE have already clinched the 2016 Off Season Pac12 Title.

Doogles

Sven donates $100+ to HH (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Sven would never give more than $7.11 and a citrus fruit basket (must click on coupon link to receive).

backthepack

Me getting laid tbh

RoadDawg55

UW wins the P12 (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Swaye said:

I've often thought ballfag was cockus' gay retarded brother. No idea on actual cockus though.

They are very similar.

Gladstone

HereToBeatMyChest gets UW AD access (Janet Reno/Abundance)

How are they similar?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Sven donates $100+ to HH (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Gladstone said:

How are they similar?

They're both fags.

ThomasFremont

UW wins the P12 (Janet Reno/Abundance)

Hey @Gladstone I'm just the messenger.

EsophagealFeces

Swaye successfully swears off alcohol (Janet Reno/Abundance)

LOL at everyone that thinks @Swaye is ever quitting the firewater.