It's going to be another shitshow season. Fuck this team. Just can't get excited about Husky football any more.
Losing 12 in a row to Oregon can do that to you
Fuck the losing streak to Oregon. It's all the other bullshit... being barely above .500 and blowing winnable games. On top of that, we? have an OC who is galactically stupid. Pete should have killed & buried him after the first season.
I know you're being sarcastic, but killing and burying his offensive coordinator would have gotten Pete arrested and right now we would be going through a media circus trial that would probably captivate the nation and give Obama the needed ammo to call for the abolishing of football.
2. We should be relatively good, but this hype is insane. 7-6 last year, Pete has beaten very few, if any legitimately good teams, but this team has become a trendy pick.
This. The hype around this team is completely unfounded and straight up fucktarded. I think this team is going to underperform and disappoint yet again. Either way, I'll win and it'll be interesting.
2. We should be relatively good, but this hype is insane. 7-6 last year, Pete has beaten very few, if any legitimately good teams, but this team has become a trendy pick.
This. The hype around this team is completely unfounded and straight up fucktarded. I think this team is going to underperform and disappoint yet again. Either way, I'll win and it'll be interesting.
2. We should be relatively good, but this hype is insane. 7-6 last year, Pete has beaten very few, if any legitimately good teams, but this team has become a trendy pick.
This. The hype around this team is completely unfounded and straight up fucktarded. I think this team is going to underperform and disappoint yet again. Either way, I'll win and it'll be interesting.
2. We should be relatively good, but this hype is insane. 7-6 last year, Pete has beaten very few, if any legitimately good teams, but this team has become a trendy pick.
This. The hype around this team is completely unfounded and straight up fucktarded. I think this team is going to underperform and disappoint yet again. Either way, I'll win and it'll be interesting.
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
1. Check 2. Uh, no 3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same 4. See #2 5. no choking by the defense 6. major injuries are a given 7. you must be kidding. See #2
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
1. Check 2. Uh, no 3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same 4. See #2 5. no choking by the defense 6. major injuries are a given 7. you must be kidding. See #2
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
1. Check 2. Uh, no 3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same 4. See #2 5. no choking by the defense 6. major injuries are a given 7. you must be kidding. See #2
9-3, incremental progress
FTFY
Try taking Pool Boy's 2" of thunder out of your mouth before posting next time.
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin. 8. We somehow find decent edge pass rushers to replace Feeney and Middleton in a pass-happy conference. 9. Jen Cohen never goes to a game.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
1. Check 2. Uh, no 3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same 4. See #2 5. no choking by the defense 6. major injuries are a given 7. you must be kidding. See #2
9-3, progress
Progress is not sucking and being worthless.
Worthless? How many sustainability awards have YOU won, DDY?
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
1. Check 2. Uh, no 3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same 4. See #2 5. no choking by the defense 6. major injuries are a given 7. you must be kidding. See #2
9-3, progress
Progress is not sucking and being worthless.
Worthless? How many sustainability awards have YOU won, DDY?
The worst part about all this hype is that if it comes true, DDY will have fewer opportunities to cuss and berate players in a drunken rage, Tequila will start nodding off like little Jimmy, and Coker won't have as many Psalm punchlines. TSIO could be O. What's the bet on when DDY first declares the season over, btw? Week 1 or 2?
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin. 8. We somehow find decent edge pass rushers to replace Feeney and Middleton in a pass-happy conference. 9. Jen Cohen never goes to a game.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
Who is this "Middleton" you keep talking about? I am not aware of him.
The worst part about all this hype is that if it comes true, DDY will have fewer opportunities to cuss and berate players in a drunken rage, Tequila will start nodding off like little Jimmy, and Coker won't have as many Psalm punchlines. TSIO could be O. What's the bet on when DDY first declares the season over, btw? Week 1 or 2?
The only positive of sucking dick is the suicidal rage meltdown in the gamethreads between Swaye DDY and myself lol
All this hype is is just an educated guess stemming from Petersens track record, true freshman in key positions with a year under their belt, and a solid defense that returns pretty much everybody.
This is the pick that the shitty sports journalists will re visit if the .0000000001% chance the team lives up to the fraudulent hype so they can go "see! I got it right!!!1!".
When UW steps on their dick and fails then everyone just remains silent like they never picked them. I fucking hate sports media so much.
All this hype is is just an educated guess stemming from Petersens track record, true freshman in key positions with a year under their belt, and a solid defense that returns pretty much everybody.
This is the pick that the shitty sports journalists will re visit if the .0000000001% chance the team lives up to the fraudulent hype so they can go "see! I got it right!!!1!".
When UW steps on their dick and fails then everyone just remains silent like they never picked them. I fucking hate sports media so much.
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
1. Check 2. Uh, no 3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same 4. See #2 5. no choking by the defense 6. major injuries are a given 7. you must be kidding. See #2
9-3, progress
Progress is not sucking and being worthless.
Worthless? How many sustainability awards have YOU won, DDY?
For us to win the north/Pac-12 a few things have to go right:
1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon. 2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them. 3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves. 4. Browning stops choking. 5. Our defense stops playing great then choking. 6. We avoid major injuries. 7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
1. Check 2. Uh, no 3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same 4. See #2 5. no choking by the defense 6. major injuries are a given 7. you must be kidding. See #2
9-3, progress
Progress is not sucking and being worthless.
Worthless? How many sustainability awards have YOU won, DDY?
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1. John Ross surpasses his prior self and is a legit weapon.
2. Bush licks our WRs into shape and we get some decent play from them.
3. Trey Adams' arms don't fall off and the entire OL improves.
4. Browning stops choking.
5. Our defense stops playing great then choking.
6. We avoid major injuries.
7. Babushka realizes the error of his pass-happy ways and play-actions to DD and Ross; but mostly just runs to Gaskin.
Because none of these things will really happen, we are fucked. 8-4.
2. Uh, no
3. Only one arm falls off, OL more of the same
4. See #2
5. no choking by the defense
6. major injuries are a given
7. you must be kidding. See #2
9-3, progress
Try taking Pool Boy's 2" of thunder out of your mouth before posting next time.
This is the pick that the shitty sports journalists will re visit if the .0000000001% chance the team lives up to the fraudulent hype so they can go "see! I got it right!!!1!".
When UW steps on their dick and fails then everyone just remains silent like they never picked them. I fucking hate sports media so much.