So I was at Woodinville Costco...

PurpleBaze

...looked at my phone and had a tee hee moment.



I know; cool story, bro!

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Maybe DJ's big August announcement is that the site will be sponsored by Maltby Cafe!!!!1!!

PurpleBaze

I know it would have been a better screenshot with 81% battery, but 77 is still a nice touch.

PurpleJ

PurpleBaze said:

I know it would have been a better screenshot with 81% battery, but 77 is still a nice touch.

And 69 degrees out.

ThomasFremont

Battery looks about 81% full

GrundleStiltzkin

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Maybe DJ's big August announcement is that the site will be sponsored by Maltby Cafe!!!!1!!

Tits cinnamon rolls bigger than your head

RaccoonHarry

Only a 4G? Peasant...

HuskyJW

RaccoonHarry said:

Only a 4G? Peasant...

Hi Fleens!!

DerekJohnson

Has anything changed with you?

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

Has anything changed with you?

No! I did look for FRANNY and Anna in the store. Didn't see them, but decided to buy some wash rags and soap just in case.

DeepSeaZ

What's the price on king crab?

DerekJohnson

what's the price on Fancy Feast?

RaceBannon

Tee he is right Baze now hit the gates and back to dawgman with you so you can rub Kim's back and pay him your welfare money for hot scoops.

SpoonieLuv

That's my Costco. I feel violated.

PurpleBaze

SpoonieLuv said:

That's my Costco. I feel violated.

I DP'ed your Costco. I went back this evening to grab some more ammo cans.

Yup, went in dry.

DeepSeaZ

SpoonieLuv said:

That's my Costco. I feel violated.

My two dads go there too. They love the $1 hotdogs. Maybe they will let me use their card and we can all meet up. The first round of combo pizza and bottomless Mountain Dew is on me.

Swaye

DeepSeaZ said:

SpoonieLuv said:

That's my Costco. I feel violated.

My two dads go there too. They love the $1 hotdogs. Maybe they will let me use their card and we can all meet up. The first round of combo pizza and bottomless Mountain Dew is on me.

Costco hot dogs burps are fucking atrocious. Way worse than usual hot dog burps. Pretty sure they have chopped up whores in those dogs.

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

DeepSeaZ said:

SpoonieLuv said:

That's my Costco. I feel violated.

My two dads go there too. They love the $1 hotdogs. Maybe they will let me use their card and we can all meet up. The first round of combo pizza and bottomless Mountain Dew is on me.

Costco hot dogs burps are fucking atrocious. Way worse than usual hot dog burps. Pretty sure they have chopped up whores in those dogs.

Bullshit. I call that 15 minute delayed bonus flavor "added value."

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

DeepSeaZ said:

SpoonieLuv said:

That's my Costco. I feel violated.

My two dads go there too. They love the $1 hotdogs. Maybe they will let me use their card and we can all meet up. The first round of combo pizza and bottomless Mountain Dew is on me.

Costco hot dogs burps are fucking atrocious. Way worse than usual hot dog burps. Pretty sure they have chopped up whores in those dogs.

Forget the burps. The sharts are even worse.

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

DeepSeaZ said:

SpoonieLuv said:

That's my Costco. I feel violated.

My two dads go there too. They love the $1 hotdogs. Maybe they will let me use their card and we can all meet up. The first round of combo pizza and bottomless Mountain Dew is on me.

Costco hot dogs burps are fucking atrocious. Way worse than usual hot dog burps. Pretty sure they have chopped up whores in those dogs.

Forget the burps. The sharts are even worse.

Eat two Costco whore dogs. Get on flight. Call flight attendant to cock(lulz)pit. Come back two hours later after flushing underwear into crazy airplane toilet. Ask flight attendant for snack. Victory.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

DeepSeaZ said:

SpoonieLuv said:

That's my Costco. I feel violated.

My two dads go there too. They love the $1 hotdogs. Maybe they will let me use their card and we can all meet up. The first round of combo pizza and bottomless Mountain Dew is on me.

Costco hot dogs burps are fucking atrocious. Way worse than usual hot dog burps. Pretty sure they have chopped up whores in those dogs.

Forget the burps. The sharts are even worse.

Eat two Costco whore dogs. Get on flight. Call flight attendant to cock(lulz)pit. Come back two hours later after flushing underwear into crazy airplane toilet. Ask flight attendant for snack. Victory.

Eating Costco dogs before a flight is a good way to dutch oven the guy sitting next to you. Of course, there's always the O2 mask.