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Jen's # 1 Priority

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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,827

    He's been firmly on the SEC bandwagon for a while.
    The funny thing is I probably hate the SEC more than anyone here.
  • H_DH_D Member Posts: 6,098
    PurpleJ said:

    I hear fat chicks give great head because they have to make up for being fat. I wouldn't know. #NoFatChicks #bodyshaming I like dudes. Big hairy dudes.
    Crisped.
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,810 Swaye's Wigwam

    Would be wise dnc. I thought you had a good head on your shoulders. #believeinpete. Briles will look like a failure compared to what Pete builds at Washington. Pete will get to and win a big bowl. Oh, prolly the playoff too..

    But we should fire Petey after 2 years for getting to bowl games. Did Pete go 4-8? Am I missing something?

    DGD
  • SweatpantsGeneralSweatpantsGeneral Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,151 Swaye's Wigwam
    Passion said:

    Nope. No mention of winning. It was all about how our coaches are "the best in the nation because they care about the student athlete and they are good people."

    Apparently the new motto is: "We are nice and care about people. Fuck winning."

    Does this mean you're not going to vote for Hillary?
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Would be wise dnc. I thought you had a good head on your shoulders. #believeinpete. Briles will look like a failure compared to what Pete builds at Washington. Pete will get to and win a big bowl. Oh, prolly the playoff too..

    But we should fire Petey after 2 years for getting to bowl games. Did Pete go 4-8? Am I missing something?

    Appear in crap bowls.

    Nothing else has mattered since Lambright.
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,369

    Pay top dollar. Appear in crap bowls. Sign a lifetime extension.

    Nothing else has mattered since Lambright.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,568 Founders Club
    Pete should have been gone this year, solely because a REAL elite coach was available. Should have backed up the Brinks for Chip. Pete aint gonna make it.
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 66,804 Founders Club

    Appear in crap bowls.

    Nothing else has mattered since Lambright.
    And what about Sark's miracle run to the Holiday Bowl championship?
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,154 Founders Club

    No, but real DAWGS like you and me would have been fine with 4 wins because of what he inherited from Sark. We had Miley at QB! It was a miracle Petey won 8 and I attribute it all to his coaching. Top 3 coach in the country. I would put him right up there with Lambo for best coach in the program's history. When will these buttsniffers learn and stop getting upset over his two minute offense? Billy and Steel2 get it, but most here don't.
    I know you're being sarcastic, but Billy wouldn't have been okay with four wins.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,872 Standard Supporter
    PurpleJ said:

    I hear fat chicks give great head because they have to make up for being fat. I wouldn't know. #NoFatChicks #bodyshaming
    PurpleJ said:

    I hear fat chicks give great head because they have to make up for being fat. I wouldn't know. #NoFatChicks #bodyshaming
    Before you die, you really should sample a couple fat chicks. I wouldn't recommend a steady diet of their fancy feast - but the big girls put forth some more energy and creativity than the dimes. Hot chicks know they are hot and can get laid whenever they want. Fat girls have to seize the moment.

    #freakyshit
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,872 Standard Supporter
    My guess is Jen is now a fat chick but still pictures herself as a thinner hot chick.

    #notfreakyshit
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    @DanaAltman and @ArtBriles aren't walking through that door.

    #MediocrityOnMontlake will continue until further notice.
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,369

    And what about Sark's miracle run to the Holiday Bowl championship?
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    What about it?

  • RaccoonHarryRaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161

    My guess is Jen is now a fat chick but still pictures herself as a thinner hot chick.

    #notfreakyshit

    Any old pics of Jen around? I'm betting she was once thin and reasonably hot. At least a 7.5.
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,154 Founders Club

    Any old pics of Jen around? I'm betting she was once thin and reasonably hot. At least a 7.5.
    I could see that

    Maybe 15 years and 75 lbs ago

    That ship has sailed.
  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208

    If everyone in the athletic department feels the same way and knows what it takes then why has it been a fucking disaster over there for 20 years? How can she know what a great program is all about?
    She's only been there 18 years. Starting to see the damage those two years caused?

    Turnarounds take time. Let her sell out the stadium and balance the budget this season with Fat little cheerleaders like she has planned... then you'll see.
  • SoutherndawgSoutherndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,326 Founders Club

    If everyone in the athletic department feels the same way and knows what it takes then why has it been a fucking disaster over there for 20 years? How can she know what a great program is all about?
    #rehetoricalquestion .. answer = she doesn't know
  • MeekMeek Member Posts: 7,031

    If everyone in the athletic department feels the same way and knows what it takes then why has it been a fucking disaster over there for 20 years? How can she know what a great program is all about?
    Don't forget they fired the ass of that one championship coach too. Romar lifetime contract, Sark lifetime if not for Pat Haden (praise Allah).....yeah Jen, everyone in the AD is really fucking committed to winning.
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