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You might be a doog if
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Some of you think that simply posting on this bored means you're not a doog.
Not the case.
So, since I'm only .81% as creative as Mik Dabone, I'm going to blatantly rip off ole Jeff Mulletworthy and put together this handy list of ten for you to check for yourself to see if you may, indeed, be a doog. Answering yes to one of these doesn't necessarily make you a doog, but it should make you reexamine your miserable and pathetic life. Answer yes to two and you're a doog, though perhaps a somewhat lovable one. Answer yes to three or more and it might be time to find a website more your speed.
You might be a doog if...you fondly remember the Lambo era.
You might be a doog if...you still think Oregon has a gimmick offense.
You might be a doog if...you scream "No excuses" while simultaneously making preemptive excuses about hypothetical close overtime losses.
You might be a doog if...you feel better about this team after Saturday's laundry filled scrimmage.
You might be a doog if...you have ever called someone a noog.
You might be a doog if...you hate Nike.
You might be a doog if...your opinions of Neuheisel come straight from the Section14aFS handbook.
You might be a doog if...you like to throw players under the bus to defend the coach who recruited and developed them, that's what you like to do.
You are definitely a doog if...you learned nothing from 0-12.
Feel free to add your own.
Not the case.
So, since I'm only .81% as creative as Mik Dabone, I'm going to blatantly rip off ole Jeff Mulletworthy and put together this handy list of ten for you to check for yourself to see if you may, indeed, be a doog. Answering yes to one of these doesn't necessarily make you a doog, but it should make you reexamine your miserable and pathetic life. Answer yes to two and you're a doog, though perhaps a somewhat lovable one. Answer yes to three or more and it might be time to find a website more your speed.
You might be a doog if...you fondly remember the Lambo era.
You might be a doog if...you still think Oregon has a gimmick offense.
You might be a doog if...you scream "No excuses" while simultaneously making preemptive excuses about hypothetical close overtime losses.
You might be a doog if...you feel better about this team after Saturday's laundry filled scrimmage.
You might be a doog if...you have ever called someone a noog.
You might be a doog if...you hate Nike.
You might be a doog if...your opinions of Neuheisel come straight from the Section14aFS handbook.
You might be a doog if...you like to throw players under the bus to defend the coach who recruited and developed them, that's what you like to do.
You are definitely a doog if...you learned nothing from 0-12.
Feel free to add your own.
Comments
You might be a Doog if.....you talk shit to Cougs.
You might be a Doog if.... you love Oregon losing as much as you like UW winning.
You might be a Doog if.... you own a gameday champions shirt
You might be a Doog if...you are willing to let it play out with Sark
Sorry I could only come up with 5 reasons for it.
You might be a Doog if...you've ever uttered or worn the phrase "Beat Oregon, Nothing Else Matters".
You might be a doog if...you constantly blame everything on the previous coach
You might be a doog if... you put more stock in recruiting high school teens than current guys on our roster.
You might be a doog if..you say someone is not a "real fan" because they want the underachieving coach fired.
You might be a doog if.. you are a mick bastard.
I thought of five more reasons.
You believe Oregon's rise to prominence is due to cheating
You believe Ty left Sark with an empty cabinet
You believe recruits who don't choose UW are idiots
You have experience in dodging incoming facts that would otherwise destroy your obvious incoherent dissolutions of the current greatness of Husky football.
You start a thread praising Locker's first average NFL performance
You believe Locker is one of the top 32 quarterbacks in the world (RIP IMALOSER).
You think Crazy Larry is a successful marketing campaign
You mean it when you say "Beer me while I woof" after a game clinching FG against a bottom tier in a bottom conference Illinois team.
When another person posts something negative you chime in that it's just some coug/duck troll that is trying to make husky fans look bad.
True story. Sad.
If u think damon huard is a "passionate" announcer
If u use recruiting as a reason to keep a HC
If u think sark is a great recruiter
If u use Don James' mediocre years as a tool to defend sark
If u think Hugh Millen has good opinions
If u actually think USC will hire Sark