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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    You might be a doog if you think Mark Emmert is the best friend the football program ever had
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    You might be a doog if you only want kids who BLEED purple
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    U post weekly PAC 12 power rankings
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    if you ever fucking had a film study or pretended to know how to analyze film. So many cunts out there (Yale) who never played organized football but all of a sudden are film experts. The only film Yale or any bitch from Dawgman ever watched and understoon was child porn. You perverted fucks you! Yale, Ektard, Fleens and Kim, quit hiding behind football film of high school boys. . Fetters, you couldn't even make gay porn work.
  • You might be a Doog if.....you listen to the Husky Honks.

    You might be a Doog if....go to the Zone to pregame

    You might be a Doog if....you wanted Montana to start over Price

    You might be a Doog if....you think Justin Wilcox is the best head coaching possibility that we have

    You might be a Doog if....you think Woodward offered Mora a fair contract.
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    edited September 2013
    U go to the dub pub every wednesday night
    U think sark is a victim of his own success
    U think mora would've been a bad coach cause he failed with the hawks
    U think lockner was the best qb in the program's history
    Every year u predict a win vs Oregon
    U argue with Jim Moore on twitter
  • You might be a Doog if...you get upset at people who call out Softy on twitter.

    You might be a Doog if...you played race card to defend Ty during 2005-07

    You might be a Doog if..you claim we had our shot at Mora in 2008 and he said no while ignoring 2007.

    You might be a Doog if...you finally realized Kim is a dumb fuck after Oregon didn't get sanctions.

    You might be a Doog if...you refer to Oregon as "whOregon"
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    I might be a doog if...
    u thought the dancin dawgs was clever
    u think sark is the best play caller in the country
    u thought UW BB got snubbed from the tourney in 2012
    u buy in to the "a win is a win" shit
    u thought we would be better without wroten
    u blame husky basketball struggles on the local talent pool drying up
  • tracker
    tracker Member Posts: 866

    You might be a Doog if. . .you're interested in knowing if a teen boy goes to the bathroom or the frig first thing in the morning.
  • tracker said:


    You are a pedophile if. . .you're interested in knowing if a teen boy goes to the bathroom or the frig first thing in the morning.

    That's above being a doog. That's a damn crime!
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dhdawg said:

    If you follow softy, or kim on twitter.
    If u think damon huard is a "passionate" announcer
    If u use recruiting as a reason to keep a HC
    If u think sark is a great recruiter
    If u use Don James' mediocre years as a tool to defend sark
    If u think Hugh Millen has good opinions
    If u actually think USC will hire Sark

    Why must you crush one of the few options for this program to ever improve?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    You might be a doog if you think Mark Emmert is the best friend the football program ever had

    dnc said:

    You might be a doog if you didn't want Miles Jack/Daeshon Hall/Josh Garnett/Steve Shilling/Jonathan Stewart etc anyway.

    You might be a doog if you thought James Hasty would be the best back on the field.

    You might be a doog if you thought Taylor Mays was soft coming out of O'Dea.

    You might be a doog if you care more about recruiting wide receivers than lineman.

    You might be a doog if you think message bored negativity hurts recruiting.

    That low tweak is still funny the 7,815th time.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club

    dnc said:

    You might be a doog if you think Mark Emmert is the best friend the football program ever had

    dnc said:

    You might be a doog if you didn't want Miles Jack/Daeshon Hall/Josh Garnett/Steve Shilling/Jonathan Stewart etc anyway.

    You might be a doog if you thought James Hasty would be the best back on the field.

    You might be a doog if you thought Taylor Mays was soft coming out of O'Dea.

    You might be a doog if you care more about recruiting wide receivers than lineman.

    You might be a doog if you think message bored negativity hurts recruiting.

    That low tweak is still funny the 7,815th time.
    Also remember that Kenny James was a better back than Lorenzo Booker
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,887 Founders Club
    You are a doog if you've stalked Race Bannon for years with a bitter hatred because he's smarter than you
  • Rancid
    Rancid Member Posts: 75
    Nice manifesto. Lists like this are typical when the walls start closing in. Gotta rally the troops. It's understandable.
  • Rancid said:

    Nice manifesto. Lists like this are typical when the walls start closing in. Gotta rally the troops. It's understandable.

    Au contraire the walls are quite sturdy.
  • Rancid
    Rancid Member Posts: 75

    Rancid said:

    Nice manifesto. Lists like this are typical when the walls start closing in. Gotta rally the troops. It's understandable.

    Au contraire the walls are quite sturdy.
    All is well.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    When classy Cougs like Rancid love your coach, you have the wrong coach.
  • Rancid
    Rancid Member Posts: 75
    This is a tuff season for y'all. Not easy to keep up the good fight when the opposition isn't cooperating. After Saturday's drubbing of Arizona, things are only going to get tougher.

    I'm just here to bring a fresh outside perspective. I'll raise a glass to Sark's inevitable mid-season extension, but only for selfish Coog reasons.

    Side note: The fact that dnc, of all people, started this "You might be a doog" thread is fucking perfect.
  • If UW beats Arizona the season is still over. If they beat Stanford then the season is miraculously back on life support going into the Oregon game, but likely still over.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    You might be a doog if you go on a podcast discussing this week's opponent and intentionally exclude data from the game against the same opponent last year.
  • Rancid
    Rancid Member Posts: 75

    If UW beats Arizona the season is still over. If they beat Stanford then the season is miraculously back on life support going into the Oregon game, but likely still over.

    Unfortunately you're not the one who makes that decision. In fairness, if you were, none of us would be here exchanging pleasantries and Nobama jokes.

    The HHB siege of Husky Football is a noble undertaking, but was bound to fail as soon as Sark didn't find a pink slip in his mailbox after the Boise Bowel last December. He's going to get 9 wins this year. Doogs will have all the screenshots they need.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Rancid said:

    If UW beats Arizona the season is still over. If they beat Stanford then the season is miraculously back on life support going into the Oregon game, but likely still over.

    Unfortunately you're not the one who makes that decision. In fairness, if you were, none of us would be here exchanging pleasantries and Nobama jokes.

    The HHB siege of Husky Football is a noble undertaking, but was bound to fail as soon as Sark didn't find a pink slip in his mailbox after the Boise Bowel last December. He's going to get 9 wins this year. Doogs will have all the screenshots they need.
    8 wins is enough to prolong the misery.

    9 wins is just icing.
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    dhdawg said:


    u thought UW BB got snubbed from the tourney in 2012

    Damn, I lost.

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Rancid said:

    This is a tuff season for y'all. Not easy to keep up the good fight when the opposition isn't cooperating. After Saturday's drubbing of Arizona, things are only going to get tougher.

    I'm just here to bring a fresh outside perspective. I'll raise a glass to Sark's inevitable mid-season extension, but only for selfish Coog reasons.

    Side note: The fact that dnc, of all people, started this "You might be a doog" thread is fucking perfect.

    WOOF!

  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    edited September 2013
    You might be a doog if you publicly announce to everyone that you're putting someone on your ignore list.
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    U might be a doog if u rushed the field after beating Oregon state
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dhdawg said:

    U might be a doog if u rushed the field any time after the 2000 season

  • Tailgater
    Tailgater Member Posts: 1,389
    You're undoubtedly a checklist doog if you needed this analysis.