Puppy's Perspective

Baseman

I knew most of you little guys were young and kinda dumb, but its reaching critical mass on this forum. Let me zip on over to dawgman, see if I can find a post-graduate to talk shop with. You guys stick to apple watch talk, stories about the hot chicks at the supermall you stared through (though not reciprocated) or how many hours you logged in on "Starcraft: wings of liberty" .

Puppy needs conversation, comedy, recruiting banter this time of year. Not talk of joystick battles and girls guys like Nacho cant accurately describe, as he's never touched, smelled, looked closely at or put a poundins to under Greg Gaines weight.

Puppy wants to know if her asshole has been recently plucked and warshed for a fresh tossed salad, or her pussy unkept, as it harbors a more natural aroma or if she has baby belly and saggy stretch marks on what was once were supple teeters. Im sure youve seen those Tommy, it's what changed your lifestyle, introduced you to Jeramy. J you're too far off the radar of love to bring up either sex. You're the guy who turns Bundy, less the good looks and education.

Ill hear your reply over on dawgman Nacho. Just checked, you're already there, ill be there in a sec!
#imhurrying

puppylove_sugarsteel

You a liitle cunthurt newfish?

PurpleJ

Say, 4-5 this year. Rather easily.

dnc

Fuck perspective!

RaceBannon

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

You a liitle cunthurt newfish?

Good bye

TierbsHsotBoobs

In defense of puppy, the offseason here would be much less interesting without The Doog Perspective.

Baseman

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

You a liitle cunthurt newfish?

Not at all. Just trying to engage in a little conversation. Metrics. Fishing. Ted Bundy. All are captivating. I'm all ears.

GrundleStiltzkin

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

In defense of puppy, the offseason here would be much less interesting without The Daft Perspective.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Baseman said:

I knew most of you little guys were young and kinda dumb, but its reaching critical mass on this forum. Let me zip on over to dawgman, see if I can find a post-graduate to talk shop with. You guys stick to apple watch talk, stories about the hot chicks at the supermall you stared through (though not reciprocated) or how many hours you logged in on "Starcraft: wings of liberty" .

Puppy needs conversation, comedy, recruiting banter this time of year. Not talk of joystick battles and girls guys like Nacho cant accurately describe, as he's never touched, smelled, looked closely at or put a poundins to under Greg Gaines weight.

Puppy wants to know if her asshole has been recently plucked and warshed for a fresh tossed salad, or her pussy unkept, as it harbors a more natural aroma or if she has baby belly and saggy stretch marks on what was once were supple teeters. Im sure youve seen those Tommy, it's what changed your lifestyle, introduced you to Jeramy. J you're too far off the radar of love to bring up either sex. You're the guy who turns Bundy, less the good looks and education.

Ill hear your reply over on dawgman Nacho. Just checked, you're already there, ill be there in a sec!
#imhurrying

Double FREE PUB!!!

CuntWaffle

Whether people want to admit it or not they get that tingly feeling in their penis when they see a puppy post... Hoping it's one of the type of posts where you steal some new vulgar lingo to impress your friends with.

Sure most of his shit is him just spreading his legs to be a cum dumpster for the Pac 12 and doogs... But thats a small price to pay for some of the Internet gold he drops.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Ill bury that fuckass base in the garden outside the gate. Then hit him with a good dose of 2-4d if his ass germinates. Ill talk football base, but if you start getting personal you'll be doing my laundry and singing your community college alma mater fight song for the HH veterans

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Ill bury that fuckass base in the garden outside the gate. Then hit him with a good dose of 2-4d if his ass germinates. Ill talk football base, but if you start getting personal you'll be doing my laundry and singing your community college alma mater fight song for the HH veterans

And we all know that Pumpy always sticks up for veterans!

Baseman

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Ill bury that fuckass base in the garden outside the gate. Then hit him with a good dose of 2-4d if his ass germinates. Ill talk football base, but if you start getting personal you'll be doing my laundry and singing your community college alma mater fight song for the HH veterans

Hows the run on the Lewis these days?

puppylove_sugarsteel

They hover fish for chinook down there. A little different. Not backbouncing, but similar principal. Everyong jams in tight in the most popular holes. Good fishery though. Not Pups style. Pup fishes alone, with no crackers within a drifts length.

Even on the Kenai pup is coming down from skilak for trophy bows, while the crowds, the fish magnet and other out of state guides are pumping each other for 30lb kings on tues-sat on lower river. Pup just C&R's 8 big kings a day out his driftboat on monday, with little pressure. Pup's an existential fisherman, crowds unwelcomed (why I dont fish rivers like the lewis, or the kenai anymore, even though I have a house on the river). Pups fishing travels are that of every common mans' dreams. Just routine for this man, puppylove, a hemingway of sorts.

TierbsHsotBoobs

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

They hover fish for chinook down there. A little different. Not backbouncing, but similar principal. Everyong jams in tight in the most popular holes. Good fishery though. Not Pups style. Pup fishes alone, with no crackers within a drifts length.

Thank you for turning this into a taint licking thread.

steelheader2

Puppy is Hemingway?

steelheader2

YoBates, please confirm

dnc

steelheader2 said:

YoBates, please confirm

He just did

Baseman

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

They hover fish for chinook down there. A little different. Not backbouncing, but similar principal. Everyong jams in tight in the most popular holes. Good fishery though. Not Pups style. Pup fishes alone, with no crackers within a drifts length.

Even on the Kenai pup is coming down from skilak for trophy bows, while the crowds, the fish magnet and other out of state guides are pumping each other for 30lb kings on tues-sat on lower river. Pup just C&R's 8 big kings a day out his driftboat on monday, with little pressure. Pup's an existential fisherman, crowds unwelcomed (why I dont fish rivers like the lewis, or the kenai anymore, even though I have a house on the river). Pups fishing travels are that of every common mans' dreams. Just routine for this man, puppylove, a hemingway of sorts.

Where is Pups Hole of choice?

ThomasFremont

steelheader2 said:

YoBates, please confirm

PLSS, Steel2, yobates...we finally know the identities of the 3 old men in the lemon party.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Baseman said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

They hover fish for chinook down there. A little different. Not backbouncing, but similar principal. Everyong jams in tight in the most popular holes. Good fishery though. Not Pups style. Pup fishes alone, with no crackers within a drifts length.

Even on the Kenai pup is coming down from skilak for trophy bows, while the crowds, the fish magnet and other out of state guides are pumping each other for 30lb kings on tues-sat on lower river. Pup just C&R's 8 big kings a day out his driftboat on monday, with little pressure. Pup's an existential fisherman, crowds unwelcomed (why I dont fish rivers like the lewis, or the kenai anymore, even though I have a house on the river). Pups fishing travels are that of every common mans' dreams. Just routine for this man, puppylove, a hemingway of sorts.

Where is Pups Hole of choice?

Discipline.