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Tedford to UW as offensive consultant

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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,549 Founders Club
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,549 Founders Club
    Did we win the fucking conference yet? Didn't think so.
  • priapismpriapism Member Posts: 2,226
    That TE coach is quite possibly the weakest link now. 5-6 TEs on the roster now, and none of them look decent.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,989 Standard Supporter
    I suspect it Peterson's rationale went like this: Year 1, Cyler was a huge, bizarre project QB who didn't throw down field well, but was athletic. Not CP's QB type at all, so he gives Smiff a free pass on responsibility for that. Plus, CP was busting his Pac12 cherry that year, shaking lots of hands, and enjoying press fellatio all year long. Abundant distractions.

    Year 2: Frosh QB, rebuilt O-line, below-average receivers, but also lots of bad play calling which gets CP's attention, but not enough to lay entirely on Smiff's shoulders as he's primarily focused on bringing his young QB along in a league that's a lot tougher than the one he came from. Abundant receiver drops and overall shit talent at WR again obscures the diaper gravy pouring from the OC booth above the field.

    Year 3: CP realizes Smiff is below average and not a good play caller, so he doesn't renew his contract. But Smiff is now a friend, plus a former Pac10 QB guiding and tailoring his playbook for his now Soph QB, so CP won't pull the trigger and dump him, but gives him his last chance, including bringing in a former Pac12 HC to oversee and replace Smiff if necessary, making Tedford both the carrot and the stick to isolate the problem and get it off CP's desk. In CP's mind, he's given Smiff his sink or swim opportunity, and Tedford is the interference runner between CP and Smiff, who will ultimately deliver the order CP gives on whether Smiff lives or dies. And sometime a guy's gotta get whacked.

    Smiff should've been replaced after last year, and CP is going way beyond the norm in keeping him on. There are too many proven OC's available, so this special favor for a friend is a loser's dream, and a cynic's wet dream. Race is right when he diagnoses this "loser mentality" as a continuing cancer plaguing the program, and I cannot foresee a season where we don't give away at least one game due to shit play calling or the absence of a 2 minute offense. 9-3.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    I suspect it Peterson's rationale went like this: Year 1, Cyler was a huge, bizarre project QB who didn't throw down field well, but was athletic. Not CP's QB type at all, so he gives Smiff a free pass on responsibility for that. Plus, CP was busting his Pac12 cherry that year, shaking lots of hands, and enjoying press fellatio all year long. Abundant distractions.

    Year 2: Frosh QB, rebuilt O-line, below-average receivers, but also lots of bad play calling which gets CP's attention, but not enough to lay entirely on Smiff's shoulders as he's primarily focused on bringing his young QB along in a league that's a lot tougher than the one he came from. Abundant receiver drops and overall shit talent at WR again obscures the diaper gravy pouring from the OC booth above the field.

    Year 3: CP realizes Smiff is below average and not a good play caller, so he doesn't renew his contract. But Smiff is now a friend, plus a former Pac10 QB guiding and tailoring his playbook for his now Soph QB, so CP won't pull the trigger and dump him, but gives him his last chance, including bringing in a former Pac12 HC to oversee and replace Smiff if necessary, making Tedford both the carrot and the stick to isolate the problem and get it off CP's desk. In CP's mind, he's given Smiff his sink or swim opportunity, and Tedford is the interference runner between CP and Smiff, who will ultimately deliver the order CP gives on whether Smiff lives or dies. And sometime a guy's gotta get whacked.

    Smiff should've been replaced after last year, and CP is going way beyond the norm in keeping him on. There are too many proven OC's available, so this special favor for a friend is a loser's dream, and a cynic's wet dream. Race is right when he diagnoses this "loser mentality" as a continuing cancer plaguing the program, and I cannot foresee a season where we don't give away at least one game due to shit play calling or the absence of a 2 minute offense. 9-3.

    Fuck off @Tequilla
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419

    I suspect it Peterson's rationale went like this: Year 1, Cyler was a huge, bizarre project QB who didn't throw down field well, but was athletic. Not CP's QB type at all, so he gives Smiff a free pass on responsibility for that. Plus, CP was busting his Pac12 cherry that year, shaking lots of hands, and enjoying press fellatio all year long. Abundant distractions.

    Year 2: Frosh QB, rebuilt O-line, below-average receivers, but also lots of bad play calling which gets CP's attention, but not enough to lay entirely on Smiff's shoulders as he's primarily focused on bringing his young QB along in a league that's a lot tougher than the one he came from. Abundant receiver drops and overall shit talent at WR again obscures the diaper gravy pouring from the OC booth above the field.

    Year 3: CP realizes Smiff is below average and not a good play caller, so he doesn't renew his contract. But Smiff is now a friend, plus a former Pac10 QB guiding and tailoring his playbook for his now Soph QB, so CP won't pull the trigger and dump him, but gives him his last chance, including bringing in a former Pac12 HC to oversee and replace Smiff if necessary, making Tedford both the carrot and the stick to isolate the problem and get it off CP's desk. In CP's mind, he's given Smiff his sink or swim opportunity, and Tedford is the interference runner between CP and Smiff, who will ultimately deliver the order CP gives on whether Smiff lives or dies. And sometime a guy's gotta get whacked.

    Smiff should've been replaced after last year, and CP is going way beyond the norm in keeping him on. There are too many proven OC's available, so this special favor for a friend is a loser's dream, and a cynic's wet dream. Race is right when he diagnoses this "loser mentality" as a continuing cancer plaguing the program, and I cannot foresee a season where we don't give away at least one game due to shit play calling or the absence of a 2 minute offense. 9-3.

    disagree
  • ThumpThump Member Posts: 793
    Swaye said:

    I suspect it Peterson's rationale went like this: Year 1, Cyler was a huge, bizarre project QB who didn't throw down field well, but was athletic. Not CP's QB type at all, so he gives Smiff a free pass on responsibility for that. Plus, CP was busting his Pac12 cherry that year, shaking lots of hands, and enjoying press fellatio all year long. Abundant distractions.

    Year 2: Frosh QB, rebuilt O-line, below-average receivers, but also lots of bad play calling which gets CP's attention, but not enough to lay entirely on Smiff's shoulders as he's primarily focused on bringing his young QB along in a league that's a lot tougher than the one he came from. Abundant receiver drops and overall shit talent at WR again obscures the diaper gravy pouring from the OC booth above the field.

    Year 3: CP realizes Smiff is below average and not a good play caller, so he doesn't renew his contract. But Smiff is now a friend, plus a former Pac10 QB guiding and tailoring his playbook for his now Soph QB, so CP won't pull the trigger and dump him, but gives him his last chance, including bringing in a former Pac12 HC to oversee and replace Smiff if necessary, making Tedford both the carrot and the stick to isolate the problem and get it off CP's desk. In CP's mind, he's given Smiff his sink or swim opportunity, and Tedford is the interference runner between CP and Smiff, who will ultimately deliver the order CP gives on whether Smiff lives or dies. And sometime a guy's gotta get whacked.

    Smiff should've been replaced after last year, and CP is going way beyond the norm in keeping him on. There are too many proven OC's available, so this special favor for a friend is a loser's dream, and a cynic's wet dream. Race is right when he diagnoses this "loser mentality" as a continuing cancer plaguing the program, and I cannot foresee a season where we don't give away at least one game due to shit play calling or the absence of a 2 minute offense. 9-3.

    Chincredibled for diaper gravy. That is going into the rotation.
    It was so funny I got over the grossness of it right away, and it made me hungry for biscuits.
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    If you have to hire an offensive consultant, you have the wrong offensive coordinator.

    And if your head coach can't figure out you have the wrong offensive coordinator, you have the wrong head coach.

    Boobie, I'd like to punch you in the cunt. You''ve been added to the list of dawgmen who arent getting back on the wagon next year. Go back into hiding...and dont come out when the dawgs are 7-0, Id never hit a lady, but will make an exception in your case
    Can he come back when they finish 7-6?

    Axing for a fren...
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    I hope Pete goes 7-6, just to heat you squeal. Knowing Pete isnt getting fired no matter what, it'd be worth

    If you have to hire an offensive consultant, you have the wrong offensive coordinator.

    And if your head coach can't figure out you have the wrong offensive coordinator, you have the wrong head coach.

    Boobie, I'd like to punch you in the cunt. You''ve been added to the list of dawgmen who arent getting back on the wagon next year. Go back into hiding...and dont come out when the dawgs are 7-0, Id never hit a lady, but will make an exception in your case
    Great football talk as always. Chincredibled for next year will be special smack.
    Your candle burned out Boobs. Coming back didnt work out. Just bow out gracefully with your 20k. At least you can hang your hat on something
    Sounds like you'd rather be right than win!!1!
  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    If you have to hire an offensive consultant, you have the wrong offensive coordinator.

    And if your head coach can't figure out you have the wrong offensive coordinator, you have the wrong head coach.

    Boobie, I'd like to punch you in the cunt. You''ve been added to the list of dawgmen who arent getting back on the wagon next year. Go back into hiding...and dont come out when the dawgs are 7-0, Id never hit a lady, but will make an exception in your case
    Can he come back when they finish 7-6?

    Axing for a fren...
    Actually UW will be playing 14 games next year Tommy.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    If you have to hire an offensive consultant, you have the wrong offensive coordinator.

    And if your head coach can't figure out you have the wrong offensive coordinator, you have the wrong head coach.

    Boobie, I'd like to punch you in the cunt. You''ve been added to the list of dawgmen who arent getting back on the wagon next year. Go back into hiding...and dont come out when the dawgs are 7-0, Id never hit a lady, but will make an exception in your case
    Can he come back when they finish 7-6?

    Axing for a fren...
    Actually UW will be playing 9 games next year Tommy.
    We don't count the OOC scrimmages here.
  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    If you have to hire an offensive consultant, you have the wrong offensive coordinator.

    And if your head coach can't figure out you have the wrong offensive coordinator, you have the wrong head coach.

    Boobie, I'd like to punch you in the cunt. You''ve been added to the list of dawgmen who arent getting back on the wagon next year. Go back into hiding...and dont come out when the dawgs are 7-0, Id never hit a lady, but will make an exception in your case
    Can he come back when they finish 7-6?

    Axing for a fren...
    Actually UW will be playing 14 games next year Tommy.
    Next year is going to be special! You heard it here first, folks.
  • FremontTrollFremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    If you have to hire an offensive consultant, you have the wrong offensive coordinator.

    And if your head coach can't figure out you have the wrong offensive coordinator, you have the wrong head coach.

    Boobie, I'd like to punch you in the cunt. You''ve been added to the list of dawgmen who arent getting back on the wagon next year. Go back into hiding...and dont come out when the dawgs are 7-0, Id never hit a lady, but will make an exception in your case
    Can he come back when they finish 7-6?

    Axing for a fren...
    Actually UW will be playing 14 games next year Tommy.
    Why not 15?
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,911 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited May 2016

    If you have to hire an offensive consultant, you have the wrong offensive coordinator.

    And if your head coach can't figure out you have the wrong offensive coordinator, you have the wrong head coach.

    Boobie, I'd like to punch you in the cunt. You''ve been added to the list of dawgmen who arent getting back on the wagon next year. Go back into hiding...and dont come out when the dawgs are 7-0, Id never hit a lady, but will make an exception in your case
    Can he come back when they finish 7-6?

    Axing for a fren...
    Actually UW will be playing 9 games next year Tommy.
    We don't count the OOC scrimmages here.

    Rich coming from the king vooking
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