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OFFICIAL So fucking GoT thread (spoilers inside)

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  • PurpleReignPurpleReign Member Posts: 5,478
    edited May 2016
    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsiCokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    Ramsey is one of the few likeable characters right now.
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I am going to set everyone who posts on this forum afire if this isn't true.
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I'm hopeful the Grand Northern Conspiracy lives, but they've gone off book in other more obvious areas.

    The only question is HOW Ramsay dies. I predict Sansa rapes him to death with her strap on while Brienne and Pod hold him down.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I'm hopeful the Grand Northern Conspiracy lives, but they've gone off book in other more obvious areas.

    The only question is HOW Ramsay dies. I predict Sansa rapes him to death with her strap on while Brienne and Pod hold him down.
    Full frontal Sansa or get the fuck out
  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I'm hopeful the Grand Northern Conspiracy lives, but they've gone off book in other more obvious areas.

    The only question is HOW Ramsay dies. I predict Sansa rapes him to death with her strap on while Brienne and Pod hold him down.
    Gotta cut his wiener off and feed him to the hounds for narrative symmetry.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,407 Founders Club

    Basically what I was going to say, that Umber is lying and this is a trick/conspiracy to attack the Boltons unaware. Maybe there will even be a revenge for the Red Wedding.

    Or Ramsey just kills and slaughters everyone and I will laugh.

    I hoped so, but the dead dire wolf makes me think not.

    No way Rickon allows them to kill Shaggdog just to maybe trick Ramsay.
    I still don't think that was ShaggyDog, head didn't seem big enough. But I am probably just hoping it's not true because ShaggyDog is the best.

    There is no way though that the Umbers would betray the Starks. Like I said they are super loyal to them, ESPECIALLY if they had Rickon this whole time and knew the Stark line was alive. This has to be a trap for Ramsey, and without his dad there now to sniff it out maybe he'll be too dumb to know its a trap and The North Remembers.
    I'm hopeful the Grand Northern Conspiracy lives, but they've gone off book in other more obvious areas.

    The only question is HOW Ramsay dies. I predict Sansa rapes him to death with her strap on while Brienne and Pod hold him down.
    Gotta cut his wiener off and feed him to the hounds for narrative symmetry.
    I don't know what symmetry means but chin'ed for cutting off wieners
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,407 Founders Club
    Gladstone said:

    Every single Daenerys storyline:

    1) Daenerys enters situation
    2) Daenerys says "I am Daenerys Stormborn, so you must obey me!" in some form or another
    3) People don't obey
    4) Daenerys is in trouble because she doesn't know how to do shit other than yell that she is the Stormborn
    5) Deus ex dragona: dragons show up, save her

    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    She's fucking useless. I hope her dragon finds her and eats her.
  • CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,478 Swaye's Wigwam
    Gladstone said:


    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    Fuck that. If they marry I want to see it consummated. Think of the tits and the violence.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,407 Founders Club

    Gladstone said:


    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    Fuck that. If they marry I want to see it consummated. Think of the tits and the violence.
    You're on to something. Ramsey and Stormborn are getting it on and tits are flying everywhere....then he starts flaying her and tits are still flying everywhere....then the dragon rips the roof off Winterfell and eats them both.

    Fin.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 43,960 Standard Supporter
    edited May 2016
    Gladstone said:

    Every single Daenerys storyline:

    1) Daenerys enters situation
    2) Daenerys says "I am Daenerys Stormborn, so you must obey me!" in some form or another
    3) People don't obey
    4) Daenerys is in trouble because she doesn't know how to do shit other than yell that she is the Stormborn
    5) Deus ex dragona: dragons show up, save her

    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    Until she starts baring her breasts again, I actually agree with you.

  • PurpleReignPurpleReign Member Posts: 5,478

    Gladstone said:


    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    Fuck that. If they marry I want to see it consummated. Think of the tits and the violence.
    Oh god oh god...
  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    Gladstone said:

    Every single Daenerys storyline:

    1) Daenerys enters situation
    2) Daenerys says "I am Daenerys Stormborn, so you must obey me!" in some form or another
    3) People don't obey
    4) Daenerys is in trouble because she doesn't know how to do shit other than yell that she is the Stormborn
    5) Deus ex dragona: dragons show up, save her

    She's the worst. She should marry Ramsay and then could go fuck off to Skagos and leave the rest of the show alone.

    The bitch doesn't even know how to properly control her dragons, the one thing she has going for her. For Christ's (R'hllor's?) sake, Tyrion just read a fucking book and already knows more about utilizing the dragons than she does. The Mountain should have bashed her head in 16 years ago.
  • GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
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