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A Hat on the Table: The Jaelan Phillips Story

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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,794 Founders Club
    Sounds like the docs @UCLA wouldn't clear him and he opted to see if a lesser school would give a different diagnosis and let him suit up.

    Now that he is officially medically retired he'd be smart to stay at UCLA get his degree, and smash as many LA chicks ass he can by saying he plays for the Rams.
  • ZoneUW
    ZoneUW Member Posts: 794
    edited December 2018
    Doogles said:

    Sounds like the docs @UCLA wouldn't clear him and he opted to see if a lesser school would give a different diagnosis and let him suit up.

    Now that he is officially medically retired he'd be smart to stay at UCLA get his degree, and smash as many LA chicks ass he can by saying he plays for the Rams.<</b>/blockquote>






    Damn why didn't I think of this strategy, maybe I could pass as Cooper Kupp.


  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,561 Swaye's Wigwam
    ZoneUW said:

    Doogles said:

    Sounds like the docs @UCLA wouldn't clear him and he opted to see if a lesser school would give a different diagnosis and let him suit up.

    Now that he is officially medically retired he'd be smart to stay at UCLA get his degree, and smash as many LA chicks ass he can by saying he plays for the Rams.<</b>/blockquote>






    Damn why didn't I think of this strategy, maybe I could pass as Cooper Kupp.


    Because you’re short and Asian
  • ZoneUW
    ZoneUW Member Posts: 794

    ZoneUW said:

    Doogles said:

    Sounds like the docs @UCLA wouldn't clear him and he opted to see if a lesser school would give a different diagnosis and let him suit up.

    Now that he is officially medically retired he'd be smart to stay at UCLA get his degree, and smash as many LA chicks ass he can by saying he plays for the Rams.<</b>/blockquote>






    Damn why didn't I think of this strategy, maybe I could pass as Cooper Kupp.


    Because you’re short and Asian
    I'm just a white dude...
  • BeerThirty
    BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
    I don't think Phillips is too bright. First of all he picked UCLA to play football at. We all know football is a violent, dangerous sport and your career could be over on 1 play. Good thing he is going to school to get his degree. Wait....UCLA doesn't offer a degree in the field he wants to pursue? Hmmmm.......well gee kid, UCLA didn't seem like a smart choice.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    I don't think Phillips is too bright. First of all he picked UCLA to play football at. We all know football is a violent, dangerous sport and your career could be over on 1 play. Good thing he is going to school to get his degree. Wait....UCLA doesn't offer a degree in the field he wants to pursue? Hmmmm.......well gee kid, UCLA didn't seem like a smart choice.

    In his defense, he was not planing to get a degree. He just went to bone white chicks and get drafted in the first round
  • HillsboroDuck
    HillsboroDuck Member Posts: 9,186

    I don't think Phillips is too bright. First of all he picked UCLA to play football at. We all know football is a violent, dangerous sport and your career could be over on 1 play. Good thing he is going to school to get his degree. Wait....UCLA doesn't offer a degree in the field he wants to pursue? Hmmmm.......well gee kid, UCLA didn't seem like a smart choice.

    He ain’t go to UCLA to play school
  • FreeChavez
    FreeChavez Member Posts: 3,223

    I don't think Phillips is too bright. First of all he picked UCLA to play football at. We all know football is a violent, dangerous sport and your career could be over on 1 play. Good thing he is going to school to get his degree. Wait....UCLA doesn't offer a degree in the field he wants to pursue? Hmmmm.......well gee kid, UCLA didn't seem like a smart choice.

    He ain’t go to UCLA to play school
    To be fair, it wasn’t for football either as the program hasn’t been alive since he was birthed
  • NEsnake12
    NEsnake12 Member Posts: 3,795
    animate said:
    Miami had easily the best transfer portal haul this year... Phillips, Martell, Bubba Bolden, and Asa Martin