A Hat on the Table: The Jaelan Phillips Story
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Sounds like the docs @UCLA wouldn't clear him and he opted to see if a lesser school would give a different diagnosis and let him suit up.
Now that he is officially medically retired he'd be smart to stay at UCLA get his degree, and smash as many LA chicks ass he can by saying he plays for the Rams. -
Doogles said:
Sounds like the docs @UCLA wouldn't clear him and he opted to see if a lesser school would give a different diagnosis and let him suit up.
Now that he is officially medically retired he'd be smart to stay at UCLA get his degree, and smash as many LA chicks ass he can by saying he plays for the Rams.<</b>/blockquote>
Damn why didn't I think of this strategy, maybe I could pass as Cooper Kupp. -
ZoneUW said:
Because you’re short and AsianDoogles said:Sounds like the docs @UCLA wouldn't clear him and he opted to see if a lesser school would give a different diagnosis and let him suit up.
Now that he is officially medically retired he'd be smart to stay at UCLA get his degree, and smash as many LA chicks ass he can by saying he plays for the Rams.<</b>/blockquote>
Damn why didn't I think of this strategy, maybe I could pass as Cooper Kupp. -
dirtysouwfdawg said:
I'm just a white dude...ZoneUW said:
Because you’re short and AsianDoogles said:Sounds like the docs @UCLA wouldn't clear him and he opted to see if a lesser school would give a different diagnosis and let him suit up.
Now that he is officially medically retired he'd be smart to stay at UCLA get his degree, and smash as many LA chicks ass he can by saying he plays for the Rams.<</b>/blockquote>
Damn why didn't I think of this strategy, maybe I could pass as Cooper Kupp. -
I don't think Phillips is too bright. First of all he picked UCLA to play football at. We all know football is a violent, dangerous sport and your career could be over on 1 play. Good thing he is going to school to get his degree. Wait....UCLA doesn't offer a degree in the field he wants to pursue? Hmmmm.......well gee kid, UCLA didn't seem like a smart choice.
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In his defense, he was not planing to get a degree. He just went to bone white chicks and get drafted in the first roundBeerThirty said:I don't think Phillips is too bright. First of all he picked UCLA to play football at. We all know football is a violent, dangerous sport and your career could be over on 1 play. Good thing he is going to school to get his degree. Wait....UCLA doesn't offer a degree in the field he wants to pursue? Hmmmm.......well gee kid, UCLA didn't seem like a smart choice.
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He ain’t go to UCLA to play schoolBeerThirty said:I don't think Phillips is too bright. First of all he picked UCLA to play football at. We all know football is a violent, dangerous sport and your career could be over on 1 play. Good thing he is going to school to get his degree. Wait....UCLA doesn't offer a degree in the field he wants to pursue? Hmmmm.......well gee kid, UCLA didn't seem like a smart choice.
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To be fair, it wasn’t for football either as the program hasn’t been alive since he was birthedHillsboroDuck said:
He ain’t go to UCLA to play schoolBeerThirty said:I don't think Phillips is too bright. First of all he picked UCLA to play football at. We all know football is a violent, dangerous sport and your career could be over on 1 play. Good thing he is going to school to get his degree. Wait....UCLA doesn't offer a degree in the field he wants to pursue? Hmmmm.......well gee kid, UCLA didn't seem like a smart choice.
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well, dude is going to Miami ... interesting
https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/former-no-1-player-in-the-country-jaelan-phillips-chooses-miami-as-transfer-destination/ -
Miami had easily the best transfer portal haul this year... Phillips, Martell, Bubba Bolden, and Asa Martinanimate said:well, dude is going to Miami ... interesting
https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/former-no-1-player-in-the-country-jaelan-phillips-chooses-miami-as-transfer-destination/ -
kid was homesick and a mess when he went to UCLA 13 miles from his house...he's going to fucking hate it at Miami. The entire Miami roster is going to be a bunch of dudes who think they're the greatest players ever who couldn't make starter at their original school. It will be a team with zero chemistry...should be worthwhile to set your DVRs to catch as many Miami games as you can this year.