Sexual Harassment Training

doogsinparadise

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

You're my hero Swaye

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Swaye

So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.

RaceBannon

Classics bored

SpoonieLuv

Swaye said:

Just went on break. I've been asked to not return. I plan to claim discrimination. I learned it in the class.

Probably should not have announced "BRB, JO" when leaving the room

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Swaye said:

So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.

You could have gotten out of this with my suggestion you asshole.

"I don't think I need to take this class considering I was molested as a child on the reservation, I KNOW WHAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS ALL ABOUT, I LIVED THROUGH IT, I DEALT WITH IT, I HURT LIKE SO MANY OTHERS, AND I AM SURVIVING AND I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER"

2001400ex

Ask the instru

Swaye said:

So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.

The instructor will probably be a dude.

Hippopeteamus

SpoonieLuv said:

Swaye said:

Just went on break. I've been asked to not return. I plan to claim discrimination. I learned it in the class.

Probably should not have announced "BRB, JO""NTD, BB" when leaving the room

Swaye

So when I'm leaving work today boss tells me to take a half day tomorrow to recover from getting kicked out of the class today. Acts like I should be all emotional over getting kicked out. It might affect my job performance. News flash moron I spray shit on bugs. Not like I'll be in surgery tomorrow. Idiot.

Anyway, since I have the morning off I am going to a bar to get all fucked up and I'll roll in at noon tomorrow. The moral to this story is always try to get thrown out of stupid training at work. Free half day off, and you get to piss off a fat woman.

TurdBomber

Trail of Tears, Swaye. Use it. And wear a "Who Rescued Who" T-shirt like the dog-loving, hairy-legged libs in my hood walk around in. An Indian with a Rescue/Service Dog? Bulletproof.

HuskyJW

Ask them if the 8 second game is assault.

dflea

Motherfucker - I lol'ed like 5 times reading this thread.

pawz

dflea said:

Motherfucker - I lol'ed like 5 times reading this thread.

@Swaye is my favorite classy poaster. AINEC

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.

Upvote for the use of 'oogle'.

Swaye

It's 4 Amanda I'm drunk as fick...may not even go in today fuck it

Pitchfork51

I hear it's 4 the kids. It's all for the kids.

Alexis

Swaye said:

It's 4 Amanda I'm drunk as fick...may not even go in today fuck it

This is so awesome. ^^^^^^^ I am seriously falling for this Noble Savage. NTTAWWT

Bad_MotherDucker

Tell that fucking cunt to give herself a dildo shocker....and if she wants your attention in class she has to dress the part

Doogles

Today is a definite desk flask affair. I nonchalantly told some co-workers our boss deserves death by Ru-Ru.

There were zero belly laughs in the media room. This fucking place will be the end of me.

Swaye

I didn't even go in today. Called my boss and told him I was still reflecting on yesterday. He said fine. That guy is a fucking idiot. I plan to go in tomorrow and take the truck out and sit at the 7-11 parking lot all day long fucking off.

Swaye

@DerekJohnson

Some calls for classic bored. Not sure if worthy. Your call.