Sexual Harassment Training

doogsinparadise

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

You're my hero Swaye

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Swaye

So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.

RaceBannon

Classics bored

SpoonieLuv

Swaye said:

Just went on break. I've been asked to not return. I plan to claim discrimination. I learned it in the class.

Probably should not have announced "BRB, JO" when leaving the room

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Swaye said:

So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.

You could have gotten out of this with my suggestion you asshole.

"I don't think I need to take this class considering I was molested as a child on the reservation, I KNOW WHAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS ALL ABOUT, I LIVED THROUGH IT, I DEALT WITH IT, I HURT LIKE SO MANY OTHERS, AND I AM SURVIVING AND I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER"

2001400ex

Ask the instru

Swaye said:

So, after hem hawing all afternoon turns out I'm not fired. I have to retake the class. Can't wait. Hope the instructor is hotter next time so I can oogle her tits.

The instructor will probably be a dude.

Hippopeteamus

SpoonieLuv said:

Swaye said:

Just went on break. I've been asked to not return. I plan to claim discrimination. I learned it in the class.

Probably should not have announced "BRB, JO""NTD, BB" when leaving the room

Swaye

So when I'm leaving work today boss tells me to take a half day tomorrow to recover from getting kicked out of the class today. Acts like I should be all emotional over getting kicked out. It might affect my job performance. News flash moron I spray shit on bugs. Not like I'll be in surgery tomorrow. Idiot.

Anyway, since I have the morning off I am going to a bar to get all fucked up and I'll roll in at noon tomorrow. The moral to this story is always try to get thrown out of stupid training at work. Free half day off, and you get to piss off a fat woman.

TurdBomber

Trail of Tears, Swaye. Use it. And wear a "Who Rescued Who" T-shirt like the dog-loving, hairy-legged libs in my hood walk around in. An Indian with a Rescue/Service Dog? Bulletproof.

HuskyJW

Ask them if the 8 second game is assault.