Lay in bed for as long as possible. Rush in a quick shower (sometimes). Arrive at work 5-10 minutes late. Hope nobody notices, but have excuses ready just in case.
Chug fifth of Jack to see alarm clock numbers clearly, jerk off aggressively, too lazy to reach for towel, settle for top sheet, lay there breathing out of mouth for 16 minutes, call in sick, get fired, rinse and repeat.
Lay in bed for as long as possible. Rush in a quick shower (sometimes). Arrive at work 5-10 minutes late. Hope nobody notices, but have excuses ready just in case.
The smoking hot Latinas I used to work with had this down pat. I always accepted their excuses. You? I'd fire
Lay in bed for as long as possible. Rush in a quick shower (sometimes). Arrive at work 5-10 minutes late. Hope nobody notices, but have excuses ready just in case.
The smoking hot Latinas I used to work with had this down pat. I always accepted their excuses. You? I'd fire
Lay in bed for as long as possible. Rush in a quick shower (sometimes). Arrive at work 5-10 minutes late. Hope nobody notices, but have excuses ready just in case.
The smoking hot Latinas I used to work with had this down pat. I always accepted their excuses. You? I'd fire
Lay in bed for as long as possible. Rush in a quick shower (sometimes). Arrive at work 5-10 minutes late. Hope nobody notices, but have excuses ready just in case.
The smoking hot Latinas I used to work with had this down pat. I always accepted their excuses. You? I'd fire
Pics?
You've seen Race's cell phone. Do you honestly expect he has a camera that can take digital pics let alone he would know how to upload them?
Chug fifth of Jack to see alarm clock numbers clearly, jerk off aggressively, too lazy to reach for towel, settle for top sheet, lay there breathing out of mouth for 16 minutes, call in sick, get fired, rinse and repeat.
Comments
One, all the people that voted "fridge" are attention-whores who poast way too much and either beloved or hated by the community here.
Two, all the people that voted "shower" are boring losers who don't poast in threads like this.
That is all.