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DerekJohnson

Sounds like this recruiting class is driving you chinsane!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Oh the chinsanity!

HuskyJW

Chintastic!

PurpleBaze

Could there be a little chink in DDY's armor?

GrundleStiltzkin

I knew about this meltdown weeks ago but couldn't say anything to protect my chinside sources.

RaceBannon

This class is hanging on by the hair of its chinny chin chin

PurpleBaze

Since the chinception of Petersen's OKG system, players have definitely shown chincentive to improve themselves and perform better on the field. I'm hoping to see chincreased size along the OL and DL, but looks like we're not getting much of that in this class. I'll reserve judgment on certain players until they show chinability to perform on game day.

Players' chinactions will hopefully get them to sell their couches. But, we still have slugs like Woochink hanging around.

I do have to say that I'm tired of hearing about the "process" and how it is chincremental. Enough already. Just fucking find a way to win. The improvement on defense chindicates that this staff has the ability to improve the team. I just wish we'd see quicker improvement on offense. Not handing the ball off to Gaskin 25 times a game, IMHO, was a huge chinjustice to him this past season.

Dardanus

why do you hate chincremental progress?

PurpleBaze

Dardanus said:

why do you hate chincremental progress?

I'm impatient and chintolerant of excuses that are made in the name of chincremental progress.

Dardanus

PurpleBaze said:

Dardanus said:

why do you hate chincremental progress?

I'm impatient and chintolerant of excuses that are made in the name of chincremental progress.

just wait till I chinstall my new rotary blades

Dennis_DeYoung

This thread is making me want to Chincest my dog.

Dardanus

Dennis_DeYoung said:

This thread is making me want to Chincest my chinea pig.

RaceBannon

LoneStarDawg

chincredible's shittiness is a micro-aggression against DDY

section_332

We've all been kicked in the Chin

Doogles

Just like the BBK chincruitment Dennis

GrundleStiltzkin

Dardanus said:

PurpleBaze said:

Dardanus said:

why do you hate chincremental progress?

I'm impatient and chintolerant of excuses that are made in the name of chincremental progress.

just wait till I chinstall my new rotary blades

No love for your chin turret?

section_332

RaceBannon said:

Houhusky

I hate to say it but Pete gonna Skeet. This is exactly the kind of recruit he wants. We may be the second beset team in the country, but not tomorrow night. I feel sick. I'm shaking and about to vomit.

1. Chincredible - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has four years of high school games under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

2. Offensive Line - The average weight of 151lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the Bubble screen game. Chin, Chink, Chimamax, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Chinktwatski - New WR Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Chincox and Chinktwatski, we will see a much improved WR in 2019.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. Chinkerson, Chin, Chinohills, Chinos McClatcher, Chin Mcdoom, Chinopoly etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.

I'm afraid to say it, I really am, but I think UW wins this this season rather easily, say 14-0....

Baseman

section_332 said:

RaceBannon said:

Chinchia Pet