Jood reporting that we "killed it" in Arizona this year. Apparently killing it means getting one good player for the first time in 70 years and a QB no one wanted.
I tsexted @CokeGreaterThanPepsi earlier and said that being a Husky fan on NSD is like being a child soldier in the DRC walking by a TV playing a Puff Daddy video.
5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.
#beermewhileiwoof
I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.
D side of the ball looks pretty good.
O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.
5 pages long and Dennis is pissed as fuck. Feels like a game thread, except I'm not drunk.
#beermewhileiwoof
I canceled all my meetings today and I'm just sitting here eating peanuts and feeling despondent.
D side of the ball looks pretty good.
O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.
Look on the bright side, a bunch of those 70s and 80s Don James teams that the old farts still masturbate over had offenses that were terribad.
If Smiff will replace bubble screens that never work with fullback dives that never work, we won't have to listen to the geezers bitch about the good old days any more.
I'm not as disappointed as some of you guys are. We? Got Eifler (future Black Panther), McGrew (midget drug lord), Love (Mora spent the night in his treehouse) and Murphy (We?killed it in Arizona this year according to Jew'd, plus I'd bet that he finds some time at WR). Twattenberg is a solid addition, Beef Wellington and Gil-Christ give depth and Rapeculture is already on campus handing out roofies.
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#killingitbybeingaverage #everyonegetsatrophy #everyoneskillingit
I hate NSD.
#beermewhileiwoof
And for Dennis
Where's the fucking
tsexted @CokeGreaterThanPepsi earlier and said that being a Husky fan on NSD is like being a child soldier in the DRC walking by a TV playing a Puff Daddy video.Someone shoot me.
Fuck off DDY!!11¡¡¡1
O side we got a QB nobody gives two shits about, one good OL, a fucking project and a half OL, a skinny Asian WR nobody wanted, some other loser WR nobody wanted, and a midget Columbian RB. There is no joy in Mudville.
We took 2 awful WRs and about 70 DBs. You cannot field a team with just Jimmy Lake recruits you fucking POS!
Look on the bright side, a bunch of those 70s and 80s Don James teams that the old farts still masturbate over had offenses that were terribad.
If Smiff will replace bubble screens that never work with fullback dives that never work, we won't have to listen to the geezers bitch about the good old days any more.
I don't really have any sources. I did just crack my first beer before noon. Sweet.