This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.
A buddy of mine went down to Nevada years back, went to the Bunny Ranch and picked out a broad. Fucked her in the ass, then attmempted the a2m move. She shut him down and sent him to the bathroom to wash up.
He went to the bathroom, turned on the water and rustled some stuff around, but never washed anything.
Went back out and got her to slurp the gurp with no protest.
The first time he told the story, a laffed so fuckin hard, beer shot out of my nose. Knowing this guy like I do, I believe every word of it.
Because he pulled the same move on you later that night?
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