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Swaye

I see you just joined. 50/50 this is SuchFagJ's 30th handle.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

I see you just joined. 50/50 this is SuchFagJ's 30th handle.

What's the over/under? <----------

CaptainPJ

4 as usual (double faggy wink)

PurpleBaze

FIVE

section_332

PurpleBaze said:

FIVE

5ive

CaptainPJ

Disagree.

Rules have changed since the exile

PurpleBaze

CaptainPJ said:

Disagree.

Rules have changed since the exile

There are no rules. Are you gnu?

CaptainPJ

Negative, and the new o/u is 4.

Now fuck off

AZDuck

PurpleBaze said:

CaptainPJ said:

Disagree.

Rules have changed since the exile

There are no rules. Are you gnu?

PurpleBaze

CaptainPJ said:

Negative, and the new o/u is 4.

Now fuck off

Such fag, PJ

Dennis_DeYoung

@Wombat_Guernica is now the best user name here. That was literally one of the best stories I've ever read and easily the best part of an epic story.

Swaye

Dennis_DeYoung said:

@Wombat_Guernica is now the best user name here. That was literally one of the best stories I've ever read and easily the best part of an epic story.

I just tried to find the thread. Can't. Too stooped. Fuck.

Wombat_Guernica

just landed and exited the wombat copter.

PurpleJ

I'm still too upset about Broncghazi to create troll accounts.

GrundleStiltzkin

Wombat_Guernica said:

just landed and exited the wombat copter.

@Dardanus, true!!1¡1?

Dardanus

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Wombat_Guernica said:

just landed and exited the wombat copter.

@Dardanus, true!!1¡1?

This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.

Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.

Baseman

Dardanus said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Wombat_Guernica said:

just landed and exited the wombat copter.

@Dardanus, true!!1¡1?

This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.

Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.

dflea

Dardanus said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Wombat_Guernica said:

just landed and exited the wombat copter.

@Dardanus, true!!1¡1?

This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.

Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.

A buddy of mine went down to Nevada years back, went to the Bunny Ranch and picked out a broad. Fucked her in the ass, then attmempted the a2m move. She shut him down and sent him to the bathroom to wash up.

He went to the bathroom, turned on the water and rustled some stuff around, but never washed anything.

Went back out and got her to slurp the gurp with no protest.

The first time he told the story, a laffed so fuckin hard, beer shot out of my nose. Knowing this guy like I do, I believe every word of it.

fivehundredmileDAWG

I have heard of the flying wombat, the combat wombat, the wombat copter and wombat (harry ass).....

what is the Wombat Guerenica...? Asking for a fren

Doogles

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

I have heard of the flying wombat, the combat wombat, the wombat copter and wombat (harry ass).....

what is the Wombat Guerenica...? Asking for a fren

Somebody needs to find that thread. I was crying at that story. One of the best ever on here, and that's saying a lot.

Doogles

dflea said:

Dardanus said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Wombat_Guernica said:

just landed and exited the wombat copter.

@Dardanus, true!!1¡1?

This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.

Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.

A buddy of mine went down to Nevada years back, went to the Bunny Ranch and picked out a broad. Fucked her in the ass, then attmempted the a2m move. She shut him down and sent him to the bathroom to wash up.

He went to the bathroom, turned on the water and rustled some stuff around, but never washed anything.

Went back out and got her to slurp the gurp with no protest.

The first time he told the story, a laffed so fuckin hard, beer shot out of my nose. Knowing this guy like I do, I believe every word of it.

Because he pulled the same move on you later that night?