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Swaye

@Passion

If I get buried alive in this storm, you really can have my Jeep. Drive just north outside Winchester to the first trailer park on the right. Look for the trailer with a shed featuring wombat Guernica death scene on the side. Look under camo tarp beside shed. Keys will be in it. 44 magnum under seat. Cocaine, rubbers and breath mints in center console.

Via con dios my friend.

AEB

*vaya

Swaye

I can't speak English. How good do you think my Spanish is?

DeepSeaZ

Oh this is bullshit. I say you open this up to the board. First one to get to the jeep, 44 magnum, and breath mints. Coke and rubbers belong to no single man. They are for the people.

Swaye

DeepSeaZ said:

Oh this is bullshit. I say you open this up to the board. First one to get to the jeep, 44 magnum, and breath mints. Coke and rubbers belong to no single man. They are for the people.

@Passion and I have a special bond. It involves push up the middle. If he doesn't want it, open season. Only if I'm dead. If one of you assholes shows up and I am alive I'll shoot first.

DeepSeaZ

Look, here's the deal. As a white man, history taught me what's yours is mine. So, what kind of Jeep do we have? It better be a CJ5, a Willy, or a Scrambler or I'll have to burn it down. But, I'll leave the coke and rubbers for you and Passion.

Dardanus

LOL breath mints

HuskyJW

These fucking people will be on the television begging for money before the end of the weekend.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Dardanus said:

LOL breath mints

Breath mint tin is a good place to store some blow...

Think I read that somewhere once or something. ..

Alexis

Swaye's raw slices of human drama and DDY's anti Asian and Jew rants make this shit hole worth every bit of the $10.95 I've been meaning to pay, but keep forgetting.

Passion

Swaye said:

@Passion

If I get buried alive in this storm, you really can have my Jeep. Drive just north outside Winchester to the first trailer park on the right. Look for the trailer with a shed featuring wombat Guernica death scene on the side. Look under camo tarp beside shed. Keys will be in it. 44 magnum under seat. Cocaine, rubbers and breath mints in center console.

Via con dios my friend.

I'm honored, and wholeheartedly accept. Just 3 questions:
1) Will I get crabs from the sheepskin seat covers? (I'll have them shampooed.)
2) Can I have the phone number of the tattooed ho that painted your tool shed, or at least the number for her parole officer? (I'm sure she'll try to ass-rape me with a tent pole, but I'll risk it.)
3) Is anyone going to jack the car before I get there? (I'm thinking of your neighbor whose transportation is the ride along mower.)

RIP buddy, and thanks. We'll hook up on the other side.

Swaye

DeepSeaZ said:

Look, here's the deal. As a white man, history taught me what's yours is mine. So, what kind of Jeep do we have? It better be a CJ5, a Willy, or a Scrambler or I'll have to burn it down. But, I'll leave the coke and rubbers for you and Passion.

1983 CJ7 with a transplant AMC 304 out of a 70's CJ5. 3 speed tranny. 3 inch lift, 32's. Winch on the front, and all the survival gear you could ever need in the back.

Swaye

Passion said:

Swaye said:

@Passion

If I get buried alive in this storm, you really can have my Jeep. Drive just north outside Winchester to the first trailer park on the right. Look for the trailer with a shed featuring wombat Guernica death scene on the side. Look under camo tarp beside shed. Keys will be in it. 44 magnum under seat. Cocaine, rubbers and breath mints in center console.

Via con dios my friend.

I'm honored, and wholeheartedly accept. Just 3 questions:
1) Will I get crabs from the sheepskin seat covers? (I'll have them shampooed.)
2) Can I have the phone number of the tattooed ho that painted your tool shed, or at least the number for her parole officer? (I'm sure she will try to ass-rape me with a tent pole, but I'll risk it.)
3) Is anyone going to jack the car before I get there? (I'm thinking of your neighbor whose transportation is the ride along mower.)

RIP buddy, and thanks. We'll hook up on the other side.

1) Probably. Or AIDS. Just pull the seats out and burn them in my yard. Throw my carcass on the pile and make smoke signals to the authorities. There is a milk carton in the shed you can use as a seat to get it home.

2) I will put it in the glove box. She liked PBR, Italian food, dead animal art and donkey punches. No particular order.

3) All my neighbors are scared of me, so unlikely. If it isn't there, put out an APB for a Jeep with personalized plates that read RU18YET

Sounds good. See you in the spirit world.

Alexis

Swaye said:

Passion said:

Swaye said:

@Passion

If I get buried alive in this storm, you really can have my Jeep. Drive just north outside Winchester to the first trailer park on the right. Look for the trailer with a shed featuring wombat Guernica death scene on the side. Look under camo tarp beside shed. Keys will be in it. 44 magnum under seat. Cocaine, rubbers and breath mints in center console.

Via con dios my friend.

I'm honored, and wholeheartedly accept. Just 3 questions:
1) Will I get crabs from the sheepskin seat covers? (I'll have them shampooed.)
2) Can I have the phone number of the tattooed ho that painted your tool shed, or at least the number for her parole officer? (I'm sure she will try to ass-rape me with a tent pole, but I'll risk it.)
3) Is anyone going to jack the car before I get there? (I'm thinking of your neighbor whose transportation is the ride along mower.)

RIP buddy, and thanks. We'll hook up on the other side.

1) Probably. Or AIDS. Just pull the seats out and burn them in my yard. Throw my carcass on the pile and make smoke signals to the authorities. There is a milk carton in the shed you can use as a seat to get it home.

2) I will put it in the glove box. She liked PBR, Italian food, dead animal art and donkey punches. No particular order.

3) All my neighbors are scared of me, so unlikely. If it isn't there, put out an APB for a Jeep with personalized plates that read RU18YET

Sounds good. See you in the spirit world.

This funny motherfucking noble savage. Swaye, whatever you are making at the Orkin, they aren't paying you enough. fucking jeenious.

section_332

#ru18yet

DeepSeaZ

Fuckin A! Granted I read winch as wench. But I'll take it. Err yeah for us.

H_D

Swaye said:

I can't speak English. How good do you think my Spanish is?

No one can understand you no matter what language you speak.

whlinder

I assume that's north on US-11 out of Winchester and not I-81?

[Deleted User]

can i take the coke n run?

PurpleBaze

@Swaye - Is there an extra gas can and a box of matches? Askin' for a fren.

BennyBeaver

Swaye said:

DeepSeaZ said:

Look, here's the deal. As a white man, history taught me what's yours is mine. So, what kind of Jeep do we have? It better be a CJ5, a Willy, or a Scrambler or I'll have to burn it down. But, I'll leave the coke and rubbers for you and Passion.

1983 CJ7 with a transplant AMC 304 out of a 70's CJ5. 3 speed tranny. 3 inch lift, 32's. Winch on the front, and all the survival gear you could ever need in the back.

Hot as ballz.