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SweatpantsGeneral · January 2016

@Swaye An idea for your first dance at the upcoming nuptials:

http://youtu.be/fMRq7h82nkM

By the way....I'm an ordained minister. That....would be beautiful.

steelheader2 · January 2016

Even though I purchased a gift for Swaye and his bride to be, I think the only first dance Swaye may have will be at the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas with Cinnamon.

Swaye · January 2016

Would it be weird to have a full groom side bridal party of HH'ers?

At the rehearsal dinner:

"Here are my groomsman, @HeretoBeatmyCHest, @PurpleBaze, @GrundleStiltzkin and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover. My best man was supposed to be @dnc, but he got pissed that I was getting married, to a girl, so @Dennis_DeYoung is standing in. He brought his tree guy. Also, @DerekJohnson is an usher, to keep everyone in line. @Koopdog will be presiding. @Dflea will be spinning heavy metal classics into the night. The creepy old guy in the corner is @RaceBannon. Yeah, the one with the phone the size of a brick. Lastly, for everyone who wants some good cocaine, @PostGameOrangeSlices and @PurpleJ are fighting over it in the corner."

H_D · January 2016

Swaye said:
Would it be weird to have a full groom side bridal party of HH'ers?

At the rehearsal dinner:

"Here are my groomsman, @HeretoBeatmyCHest, @PurpleBaze, @GrundleStiltzkin and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover. My best man was supposed to be @dnc, but he got pissed that I was getting married, to a girl, so @Dennis_DeYoung is standing in. He brought his tree guy. Also, @DerekJohnson is an usher, to keep everyone in line. @Koopdog will be presiding. @Dflea will be spinning heavy metal classics into the night. The creepy old guy in the corner is @RaceBannon. Yeah, the one with the phone the size of a brick. Lastly, for everyone who wants some good cocaine, @PostGameOrangeSlices and @PurpleJ are fighting over it in the corner."

Does the Taki Tiki have a party room for wedding parties?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · January 2016

Swaye said:
Would it be weird to have a full groom side bridal party of HH'ers?

At the rehearsal dinner:

"Here are my groomsman, @HeretoBeatmyCHest, @PurpleBaze, @GrundleStiltzkin and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover. My best man was supposed to be @dnc, but he got pissed that I was getting married, to a girl, so @Dennis_DeYoung is standing in. He brought his tree guy. Also, @DerekJohnson is an usher, to keep everyone in line. @Koopdog will be presiding. @Dflea will be spinning heavy metal classics into the night. The creepy old guy in the corner is @RaceBannon. Yeah, the one with the phone the size of a brick. Lastly, for everyone who wants some good cocaine, @PostGameOrangeSlices and @PurpleJ are fighting over it in the corner."

FREE PUB!!!!!

PurpleThrobber · January 2016

@PurpleThrobber gonna be there for the wedding night.

Oh yeah, @PurpleThrobber gonna be doing work on the wedding night in a big way.

Google image search that.

DeepSeaZ · January 2016

steelheader2 said:
Even though I purchased a gift for Swaye and his bride to be, I think the only first dance Swaye may have will be at the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas with Cinnamon.

Seems appropriate since I bought him 3 gallons of Fireball for an engagement present.

PurpleJ · January 2016

Swaye said:
Would it be weird to have a full groom side bridal party of HH'ers?

At the rehearsal dinner:

"Here are my groomsman, @HeretoBeatmyCHest, @PurpleBaze, @GrundleStiltzkin and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover. My best man was supposed to be @dnc, but he got pissed that I was getting married, to a girl, so @Dennis_DeYoung is standing in. He brought his tree guy. Also, @DerekJohnson is an usher, to keep everyone in line. @Koopdog will be presiding. @Dflea will be spinning heavy metal classics into the night. The creepy old guy in the corner is @RaceBannon. Yeah, the one with the phone the size of a brick. Lastly, for everyone who wants some good cocaine, @PostGameOrangeSlices and @PurpleJ are fighting over it in the corner."

PGOS can keep the blow. I'm going after @Swaye bridesmaids with an ounce of kush and a fifth of @Tequilla

I'll leave the ones without ass for everyone else, because I'm a classy guy.

section_332 · January 2016

PurpleJ said:

Swaye said:
Would it be weird to have a full groom side bridal party of HH'ers?

At the rehearsal dinner:

"Here are my groomsman, @HeretoBeatmyCHest, @PurpleBaze, @GrundleStiltzkin and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover. My best man was supposed to be @dnc, but he got pissed that I was getting married, to a girl, so @Dennis_DeYoung is standing in. He brought his tree guy. Also, @DerekJohnson is an usher, to keep everyone in line. @Koopdog will be presiding. @Dflea will be spinning heavy metal classics into the night. The creepy old guy in the corner is @RaceBannon. Yeah, the one with the phone the size of a brick. Lastly, for everyone who wants some good cocaine, @PostGameOrangeSlices and @PurpleJ are fighting over it in the corner."
PGOS can keep the blow. I'm going after @Swaye bridesmaids with an ounce of kush and a fifth of @Tequilla

I'll leave the ones without ass for everyone else, because I'm a classy guy.

I'll take the 0-4s
#teamplayer

PurpleBaze · January 2016

I'll be there for the sole purpose of scoping out fingertattoos' busty brunette friend.

GrundleStiltzkin · January 2016

Wedding gift.

Swaye · January 2016

GrundleStiltzkin said:
Wedding gift.

I laffed.

SweatpantsGeneral · January 2016

Fortunately, the "church" I am ordained with has very few restrictions on how I can perform ceremonies. Thought I'd give you some choices/ideas to get the ball rolling:

RaceBannon · January 2016

Swaye · January 2016

This, and it isn't close.

SweatpantsGeneral · January 2016

Swaye said:

This, and it isn't close.

For you, I will pull this off. Least I can do ........ (Bury the Hatchet)

kh83 · January 2016

Will there be a fat chick? If so, I'll fill the role that @IrishDawg22 (rip) would normally fill.

PurpleJ · January 2016

kh83 said:
Will there be a fat chick? If so, I'll fill the role that @IrishDawg22 (rip) would normally fill.

The bride.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · January 2016

PurpleJ said:

kh83 said:
Will there be a fat chick? If so, I'll fill the role that @IrishDawg22 (rip) would normally fill.
The bride.

Just means more room for tattoos.

Swaye · January 2016

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleJ said:

kh83 said:
Will there be a fat chick? If so, I'll fill the role that @IrishDawg22 (rip) would normally fill.
The bride.
Just means more room for tattoos.

Regular, or mushroom?

PurpleJ · January 2016

Swaye said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleJ said:

kh83 said:
Will there be a fat chick? If so, I'll fill the role that @IrishDawg22 (rip) would normally fill.
The bride.
Just means more room for tattoos.
Regular, or mushroom?

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