Is Helfrich coaching for his job tonight?

DerekJohnson

topdawgnc

DerekJohnson said:

Looks like Chip is staring at a bag of dicks.

PurpleBaze

topdawgnc said:

DerekJohnson said:

Looks like Chip is staring at a bag of dicks.

Who says he isn't?

H_D

PurpleBaze said:

topdawgnc said:

DerekJohnson said:

Looks like Chip is staring at a bag of dicks.

Who says he isn't?

Does Chip like a BoD as much as Stoops?

topdawgnc

Doesn't matter.

My sources are telling me that Helfrich has a super secret clause in his contract.

When Chip got tired of the NFL, or failed, he would come back as head coach at Oregon.

Helfrich will then voluntarily step down to OC, with his existing salary.

My sources are solid.

Cook it.

BallSacked

Helfrich isn't Coker.

AznQook said so.

Mad_Son

whatshouldicareabout

Helfrich is coaching for his life tonight

sarktastic

Helfrich is FROM Oregon... he understands, it's about more than just wins and losses at Oregon.

dnc

I have never rooted so hard for Oregon in my life. Need Helfrich to save his jerb.

PurpleThrobber

If Helfrich was coaching for his life, he just sucked a tailpipe, wrapped a belt around his neck and slit his wrist in the course of 30 minutes plus OT.

godawgst

Is Royce Freeman the most wasted player in CFB?

If they had featured him all year like you should with a war daddy (hi coach Baird) Ducks lose one game all year (Utah), beat SC in Pac-12 Champ. game and play in the CFB playoffs.

Yes I know their defense gave up almost 40 ppg, but all Pellum's D needed was to focus on getting one stop per half, and Buckner/Thomas would have been good for one each per half by themselves.

Thanks Helfrich for having too many toys to play with.

MikeSeaver

godawgst said:

Is Royce Freeman the most wasted player in CFB?

If they had featured him all year like you should with a war daddy (hi coach Baird) Ducks lose one game all year (Utah), beat SC in Pac-12 Champ. game and play in the CFB playoffs.

Yes I know their defense gave up almost 40 ppg, but all Pellum's D needed was to focus on getting one stop per half, and Buckner/Thomas would have been good for one each per half by themselves.

Thanks Helfrich for having too many toys to play with.

I'll say this about Freeman, he does seem to tap out a lot.

Tonight wasn't a good example, however. The play calling was fucking nuts and they asked Locknie to win it instead of Freeman which is grounds for divorce at the very least.

Mosster47

MikeSeaver said:

godawgst said:

Is Royce Freeman the most wasted player in CFB?

If they had featured him all year like you should with a war daddy (hi coach Baird) Ducks lose one game all year (Utah), beat SC in Pac-12 Champ. game and play in the CFB playoffs.

Yes I know their defense gave up almost 40 ppg, but all Pellum's D needed was to focus on getting one stop per half, and Buckner/Thomas would have been good for one each per half by themselves.

Thanks Helfrich for having too many toys to play with.

I'll say this about Freeman, he does seem to tap out a lot.

Tonight wasn't a good example, however. The play calling was fucking nuts and they asked Locknie to win it instead of Freeman which is grounds for divorce at the very least.

The Ducks have a shitty coaching staff.

haie

Mosster47 said:

MikeSeaver said:

godawgst said:

Is Royce Freeman the most wasted player in CFB?

If they had featured him all year like you should with a war daddy (hi coach Baird) Ducks lose one game all year (Utah), beat SC in Pac-12 Champ. game and play in the CFB playoffs.

Yes I know their defense gave up almost 40 ppg, but all Pellum's D needed was to focus on getting one stop per half, and Buckner/Thomas would have been good for one each per half by themselves.

Thanks Helfrich for having too many toys to play with.

I'll say this about Freeman, he does seem to tap out a lot.

Tonight wasn't a good example, however. The play calling was fucking nuts and they asked Locknie to win it instead of Freeman which is grounds for divorce at the very least.

The Ducks have a shitty coaching staff.

"Oregon wins it all...Ohio State is really good."

"You don't need a great one to win a championship."

"Utah is really good."

etc.