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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,812

    Race Bannon was in his mid 50s. All of you can fuck off.

    He was already old, rich, and white in 1982!?
    Race was old, rich and white back when it was still cool.
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,085 Founders Club

    I was doing blow off a sorority girl's ass.

    Pictures or GTFO!
    Snapping selfies in 1982 meant rubbing one off in the sleeping porch.
    1982 lingo superiority guy...
  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,035
    I was skiing in Bear Valley.
  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,640 Founders Club
    In 82 I lost many unborn brothers to Stevie Nicks and Jane Fonda. Not until 87 did l actually come to be.
  • section_332section_332 Member Posts: 2,403
    Did all you watch this game on the dial up Internet? Did you even have a ps1?
  • BasemanBaseman Member Posts: 12,367
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    Who shot the Hawkeyes?

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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,587 Founders Club
    I was 9. Living on the res we didn't even have the money to afford a TV so I could watch the game. I played with rocks instead. You can all fuck off.
  • RoadTripRoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,959 Founders Club

    I was two. Still into sucking titties.

  • AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
    dnc said:

    AZDuck said:

    I was 12

    Fuck off

    Ducks are not as long-lived as geese. The average life span of a domestic duck is 10 years or less.

    As a general rule, the larger breeds of duck have the shortest life spans. Seldom do they live beyond five to seven years of age.

    Muscovy
    An exception is the Muscovy, which may live to between eight and 12 years of age, or more.

    Pekin
    The Pekin (probably due to its rapid growth rate as a young bird) normally lives a relatively short life—perhaps five years. The first part of a Pekin to fail as it ages is often its legs. I suspect that rapid weight gain in its first year taxes its ability to support itself. The actual useful life of an exhibition Pekin may be only three years. “Useful life” is determined by the length of time it’s useful as a breeder.

    Medium to Light Ducks
    The average life span of the medium and light ducks (Cayugas, Blue Swedish, Runners, etc.) may exceed that of most large ducks by two or three years.

    Keep in mind, however, that ducks kept for egg production may only produce an optimal number of eggs per year for two or three years. In fact, pushing female ducks to produce large numbers of eggs will probably shorten the life of a member of any breed.

    Bantam Ducks
    The longest lived of the ducks by a considerable margin are the bantam ducks—the Calls and Black East Indies in particular.

    A number of mine have lived a decade or more and one Grey Call female lived 15 years. They also tend to have longer useful lives from a breeder’s standpoint, with males remaining fertile for as long as a decade and some females able to produce eggs for an even longer period, assuming the best of care. Because they carry less weight and don’t experience ultra-fast growth rates, their bodies tend to hold up longer.

    Of course, a discussion of longevity in any breed assumes that the birds are provided with a good diet and appropriate housing and are not overcrowded.
    We need a hobby board for duck owners? Devs?
  • TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
    BearsWiin said:

    I was skiing in Bear Valley.

    You never made plans for Jan 1st.
  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    I remember this game fondly as I swam around in my dad's testicles.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,587 Founders Club

    I remember this game fondly as I swam around in my dad's testicles.

    Which Dad?

    Which testicle?

    Pics or GTFO
  • Fenderbender123Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Swaye said:

    I remember this game fondly as I swam around in my dad's testicles.

    Which Dad?

    Which testicle?

    Pics or GTFO
    Fair enough.

    1) Definitely my testicle-bearing dad. My mom always had really short hair, and was often mistaken for a man. One time my friends saw her pull up to pick me up and asked "Who's he?" to which I promptly responded "My mom" (and only right after did I realize how stupid and hilarious that must have sounded). But I knew from childhood that she was actually my mom, because both of my parents did a poor job of wearing their bath robes while lounging around the house. So much childhood trauma.

    2) Definitely the right testicle. The right testicle hangs higher than the left...which is a nice metaphor for my life, considering that I am above everyone else in every way, and that I am also usually higher on drugs than most people.

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