Saban saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the NATTY, but by me.
Henry 14:6
Saban sayeth unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy Tide with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy conference as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the natty.
Foster 22:37-40
And Saban, walking by the Gulf of Messico, saw two brothers, Henry called Derrick, and Rueben his brother, casting a net into the sea; for they were five star recruits. Then He said to them, “Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of high draft picks and natties.” They immediately left their nets and followed Him.
Going on from there, He saw two other brothers, Kenyan the son of DeZebedee, and Ragland his brother, in the boat with DeZebedee their father, mending their nets. He called them, and immediately they left the boat and their father, and followed Him.
I want to go out right now, but I can't bring myself to abandon the shutout effort. Oh well. I can read about it in the paper tomorrow because everybody talk about it. Everybody love it.
Comments
bama obviously doesn't need any ref help at all
y so biased
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