Teh Wheez on Broons

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/coachingsearch/status/681528055727128576

“When I got there, we were not a very big football team. I think I had one offensive lineman when I got there that could bench press 300 pounds. That’s an indictment of a strength program,” Neuheisel said on SiriusXM College Sports Nation. “Jim Mora, they’ve done a nice job with the strength program. But the bottom line is, when you look at the teams the other night, there was a disparate size. Clearly, Nebraska was the bigger football team. UCLA is built to handle spread offenses, but the size issues are still going to be there for UCLA.
“It gets back to the one thing that was widely out of whack for my program there as compared to USC: the nutrition. They don’t eat. Despite the rules that have been made. I asked, because I wanted to know what sort of upgrades there have been since the rules allowed more meals. The snacks have gotten better, but they still don’t have a dining room.”

PurpleBaze

@BallSacked, what say you?

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

BallSacked

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

PurpleBaze

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

BallSacked

PurpleBaze said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

PurpleBaze

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Ooooooooooooooooh, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn...

AZDuck

All this needs to be in one poast:

“When I got there, we were not a very big football team. I think I had one offensive lineman when I got there that could bench press 300 pounds. That’s an indictment of a strength program,” Neuheisel said on SiriusXM College Sports Nation. “Jim Mora, they’ve done a nice job with the strength program. But the bottom line is, when you look at the teams the other night, there was a disparate size. Clearly, Nebraska was the bigger football team. UCLA is built to handle spread offenses, but the size issues are still going to be there for UCLA.
“It gets back to the one thing that was widely out of whack for my program there as compared to USC: the nutrition. They don’t eat. Despite the rules that have been made. I asked, because I wanted to know what sort of upgrades there have been since the rules allowed more meals. The snacks have gotten better, but they still don’t have a dining room.”

PurpleThrobber

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

PurpleBaze

PurpleThrobber said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

I can't in good conscience upvote @BallSacked, because he's 12.

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

Except it was awkward and not well placed, kind of like a J Smith game plan, he just threw it out there.

His wife likes typing @ballsacked. So? How is that even a insult? What's the deal with this statement anyway? It sounds like an insult but isn't. Its a nonsult.

PurpleBaze

RaceBannon said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

Except it was awkward and not well placed, kind of like a J Smith game plan, he just threw it out there.

His wife likes typing @ballsacked. So? How is that even a insult? What's the deal with this statement anyway? It sounds like an insult but isn't. Its a nonsult.

Insult superiority guy...

HuskyJW

So UCLA sucks because they dont have a dining room?

Ok.

PurpleBaze

HuskyJW said:

So UCLA sucks because they dont have a dining room?

Ok.

This is where Mora has really dropped the ball. It's okay to not have a dining room. You can always summon food trucks (a la Sark) to feed the players. Nothing is stopping Mora from bringing In-n-Out burgers or ice cream trucks to practice.

RoadDawg55

There must be a rule that precludes UCLA from recruiting bigger players.

HFNY

Now more than ever, UCLA is where football players go to get soft

Fight The Fuck On!

BallSacked

RaceBannon said:

PurpleThrobber said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

BallSacked said:

PurpleBaze said:

@BallSacked, what say you?

@PurpleBaze Sounds like you're obsessed.

Not really. I just like typing @BallSacked.

So does your wife.

Imma upvote for old skool smack.

Except it was awkward and not well placed, kind of like a J Smith game plan, he just threw it out there.

His wife likes typing @ballsacked. So? How is that even a insult? What's the deal with this statement anyway? It sounds like an insult but isn't. Its a nonsult.

@RaceBannon cares. Clearly.

RaceBannon

You suck

BallSacked

RaceBannon said:

You suck

So does your wife.

Did that one work?

RaceBannon

BallSacked said:

RaceBannon said:

You suck

So does your wife.

Did that one work?

No. You failed to say who she sucked.

BallSacked

RaceBannon said:

BallSacked said:

RaceBannon said:

You suck

So does your wife.

Did that one work?

No. You failed to say who she sucked.

It was implied that she blew me.

HTH