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  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    Swaye said:

    I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.

    Fuck off I don't have pics.

    You take that back about Walla Walla. You know its sunny and 60 degrees 5 days a week during the winter? I didn't either but Bleenor told me.
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  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,431 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.

    Fuck off I don't have pics.


    I once sat next to Burt Young, Paulie from Rocky on a plane, is that cool?
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  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    Swaye said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    Swaye said:

    I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.

    Fuck off I don't have pics.

    Did you at least fingerblast her? I was expecting a more interesting Swaye story here. Don't let me down.
    I hate to go there, because it makes me look like a dink, but in the interests of full disclosure on HH, I will give some details.

    So we really hit it off on the flight (DC to Atlanta). So much so that we went to grab food during our layover, and she came with the idea of posing as my wife on the connection to see if someone would let us switch seats and sit next to each other. It worked. She told this idiot mouth breather that I was her husband and asked if he would move so we could sit together. He took one look at those tits and clumsily fell all over himself trying to make her happy.

    So we laughed and chatted the whole way to Seattle. We get to Seattle and go to baggage claim, and I am thinking I am going to blow the back out of a bunny tonight. We get our baggage, and she gives me a kiss on the cheek, passes me a note with her e-mail address, and says she hopes I have a great night. Then she gets into the limo the bar provided and drives away. I am standing there with my dick in my hand. Not my finest moment. I still don't know how it happened. I suck at most things in life, but closing down trim isn't one of them. Kiss on the cheek? Fuck, she should have just shot me instead.

    I never wrote her, because fuck that.
    The brutal honesty by which @Swaye writes leaves me frustrated.

    As I began reading this, with my pants around my ankles, I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet.

    To end this with a kiss on the cheek left me wondering why I pay my $10.95 a month.

    More Penthouse Letters, less honesty.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    topdawgnc said:

    Swaye said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    Swaye said:

    I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.

    Fuck off I don't have pics.

    Did you at least fingerblast her? I was expecting a more interesting Swaye story here. Don't let me down.
    I hate to go there, because it makes me look like a dink, but in the interests of full disclosure on HH, I will give some details.

    So we really hit it off on the flight (DC to Atlanta). So much so that we went to grab food during our layover, and she came with the idea of posing as my wife on the connection to see if someone would let us switch seats and sit next to each other. It worked. She told this idiot mouth breather that I was her husband and asked if he would move so we could sit together. He took one look at those tits and clumsily fell all over himself trying to make her happy.

    So we laughed and chatted the whole way to Seattle. We get to Seattle and go to baggage claim, and I am thinking I am going to blow the back out of a bunny tonight. We get our baggage, and she gives me a kiss on the cheek, passes me a note with her e-mail address, and says she hopes I have a great night. Then she gets into the limo the bar provided and drives away. I am standing there with my dick in my hand. Not my finest moment. I still don't know how it happened. I suck at most things in life, but closing down trim isn't one of them. Kiss on the cheek? Fuck, she should have just shot me instead.

    I never wrote her, because fuck that.
    The brutal honesty by which @Swaye writes leaves me frustrated.

    As I began reading this, with my pants around my ankles, I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet.

    To end this with a kiss on the cheek left me wondering why I pay my $10.95 a month.

    More Penthouse Letters, less honesty.
    I laffed.

    I'll try to minimize my failure stories from here on out.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    Alexis said:

    Swaye said:

    I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.

    Fuck off I don't have pics.


    I once sat next to Burt Young, Paulie from Rocky on a plane, is that cool?
    Quite honestly, yes.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,538 Founders Club
    topdawgnc said:


    I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet.

    Totally impossible. No airline flies jumbo jets from DC to Seattle. HTH
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    PurpleBaze said:

    topdawgnc said:


    I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet.

    Totally impossible. No airline flies jumbo jets from DC to Seattle. HTH
    That wasn't the "jumbo" he was talking about. Heh.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,538 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    topdawgnc said:


    I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet.

    Totally impossible. No airline flies jumbo jets from DC to Seattle. HTH
    That wasn't the "jumbo" he was talking about. Heh.
    El. Oh. El.
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  • SwisherSweetboy
    SwisherSweetboy Member Posts: 587 Standard Supporter
    ItsHard said:

    Let the Hamster satisfy your porn needs. NSW versions:

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    get those forearms working, gentlemen!

    Jesus. That's all the thanks I get? What a bunch of old faggots here.

    Look. There's a lot there to pick from. Plenty of women on women (Hey there @UWKatie) and of course men on men (old fags, Organ and Coog fans).
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    What are you bitching about, exactly?
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