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Would rather read playgirl
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Can't believe it took this long to show up here.
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Take it to the Playboy sucks bored
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Wood smash.
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here she is in SI : (my nephew dated her back in the day so no lewd comments please)
http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/photos/2014/10/14/amberleigh-west-lovely-lady-day/1 -
I guess I would Kenny Lawler her.
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Are you new here?PellumPride said:here she is in SI : (my nephew dated her back in the day so no lewd comments please)
http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/photos/2014/10/14/amberleigh-west-lovely-lady-day/1
Post their sex tape or GTFO
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One shoot, and that's it?
So, is there are "war against her," or not?
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Does he still got pics on his phone? Akins for a fren.PellumPride said:here she is in SI : (my nephew dated her back in the day so no lewd comments please)
http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/photos/2014/10/14/amberleigh-west-lovely-lady-day/1
And IPIIHB. -
Meh.
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I mean she's definitely hot and wood smash but it's amazing what photoshop, the right make-up artist and a little air-brushing can do. I saw an interview of her as well as a few stills just being normal and she just looks like one of 20 cute girls you'd hit on at a bar.
I'm normally the first to make fun of internet fagz who pretend that that _______ chick isn't that hot and they've slept with 10 girls hotter, meanwhile they're married to a 5, if that. And I'm giving her she's definitely an attractive girl, no doubt. But when I saw her interview, it left me scratching my head as to how she got picked because I've heard of and seen way hotter get turned down or offered an internet-only deal that pays jack shit. -
20 cute girl superiority guyDugtheDoog said:I mean she's definitely hot and wood smash but it's amazing what photoshop, the right make-up artist and a little air-brushing can do. I saw an interview of her as well as a few stills just being normal and she just looks like one of 20 cute girls you'd hit on at a bar.
I'm normally the first to make fun of internet fagz who pretend that that _______ chick isn't that hot and they've slept with 10 girls hotter, meanwhile they're married to a 5, if that. And I'm giving her she's definitely an attractive girl, no doubt. But when I saw her interview, it left me scratching my head as to how she got picked because I've heard of and seen way hotter get turned down or offered an internet-only deal that pays jack shit. -
I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.
Fuck off I don't have pics. -
Forgot to mention she was flying to Seattle (from DC) because some bar was having a grand opening and were paying her pretty handsomely to just be at the bar. Good work if you can get it. She didn't even have to strip (so she said). Just be at the bar. Get paid. I wish I had great tits.
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Did you at least fingerblast her? I was expecting a more interesting Swaye story here. Don't let me down.Swaye said:I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.
Fuck off I don't have pics. -
The article talked a bit about Playboy losing subscribers and looking for a way to tap into the 25 to 35 demo. I think they were looking for attractive and approachable as a lead in to dropping nudes altogether. The Internet has cut into print media to the point of strangling most of it out of business. I doubt Playboy's print media will survive regardless of what they do. If they focus on electronic distribution and exclusivity they may have a shot. As an aside I think they were on to something when they got Viki LaMotta to pose when she was 51. That made everyone regardless of age realize there is life after 30, lol.DugtheDoog said:I mean she's definitely hot and wood smash but it's amazing what photoshop, the right make-up artist and a little air-brushing can do. I saw an interview of her as well as a few stills just being normal and she just looks like one of 20 cute girls you'd hit on at a bar.
I'm normally the first to make fun of internet fagz who pretend that that _______ chick isn't that hot and they've slept with 10 girls hotter, meanwhile they're married to a 5, if that. And I'm giving her she's definitely an attractive girl, no doubt. But when I saw her interview, it left me scratching my head as to how she got picked because I've heard of and seen way hotter get turned down or offered an internet-only deal that pays jack shit. -
I hate to go there, because it makes me look like a dink, but in the interests of full disclosure on HH, I will give some details.PurpleBaze said:
Did you at least fingerblast her? I was expecting a more interesting Swaye story here. Don't let me down.Swaye said:I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.
Fuck off I don't have pics.
So we really hit it off on the flight (DC to Atlanta). So much so that we went to grab food during our layover, and she came with the idea of posing as my wife on the connection to see if someone would let us switch seats and sit next to each other. It worked. She told this idiot mouth breather that I was her husband and asked if he would move so we could sit together. He took one look at those tits and clumsily fell all over himself trying to make her happy.
So we laughed and chatted the whole way to Seattle. We get to Seattle and go to baggage claim, and I am thinking I am going to blow the back out of a bunny tonight. We get our baggage, and she gives me a kiss on the cheek, passes me a note with her e-mail address, and says she hopes I have a great night. Then she gets into the limo the bar provided and drives away. I am standing there with my dick in my hand. Not my finest moment. I still don't know how it happened. I suck at most things in life, but closing down trim isn't one of them. Kiss on the cheek? Fuck, she should have just shot me instead.
I never wrote her, because fuck that. -
Awesomed for "I am thinking I am going to blow the back out of a bunny tonight"!
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Let the Hamster satisfy your porn needs. NSW versions:
xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4786193/amberleigh_west_3.html
get those forearms working, gentlemen!
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HurtfulDugtheDoog said:I mean she's definitely hot and wood smash but it's amazing what photoshop, the right make-up artist and a little air-brushing can do. I saw an interview of her as well as a few stills just being normal and she just looks like one of 20 cute girls you'd hit on at a bar.
I'm normally the first to make fun of internet fagz who pretend that that _______ chick isn't that hot and they've slept with 10 girls hotter, meanwhile they're married to a 5, if that. And I'm giving her she's definitely an attractive girl, no doubt. But when I saw her interview, it left me scratching my head as to how she got picked because I've heard of and seen way hotter get turned down or offered an internet-only deal that pays jack shit. -
You take that back about Walla Walla. You know its sunny and 60 degrees 5 days a week during the winter? I didn't either but Bleenor told me.Swaye said:I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.
Fuck off I don't have pics. -
Swaye said:
I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.
Fuck off I don't have pics.
I once sat next to Burt Young, Paulie from Rocky on a plane, is that cool? -
The brutal honesty by which @Swaye writes leaves me frustrated.Swaye said:
I hate to go there, because it makes me look like a dink, but in the interests of full disclosure on HH, I will give some details.PurpleBaze said:
Did you at least fingerblast her? I was expecting a more interesting Swaye story here. Don't let me down.Swaye said:I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.
Fuck off I don't have pics.
So we really hit it off on the flight (DC to Atlanta). So much so that we went to grab food during our layover, and she came with the idea of posing as my wife on the connection to see if someone would let us switch seats and sit next to each other. It worked. She told this idiot mouth breather that I was her husband and asked if he would move so we could sit together. He took one look at those tits and clumsily fell all over himself trying to make her happy.
So we laughed and chatted the whole way to Seattle. We get to Seattle and go to baggage claim, and I am thinking I am going to blow the back out of a bunny tonight. We get our baggage, and she gives me a kiss on the cheek, passes me a note with her e-mail address, and says she hopes I have a great night. Then she gets into the limo the bar provided and drives away. I am standing there with my dick in my hand. Not my finest moment. I still don't know how it happened. I suck at most things in life, but closing down trim isn't one of them. Kiss on the cheek? Fuck, she should have just shot me instead.
I never wrote her, because fuck that.
As I began reading this, with my pants around my ankles, I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet.
To end this with a kiss on the cheek left me wondering why I pay my $10.95 a month.
More Penthouse Letters, less honesty. -
I laffed.topdawgnc said:
The brutal honesty by which @Swaye writes leaves me frustrated.Swaye said:
I hate to go there, because it makes me look like a dink, but in the interests of full disclosure on HH, I will give some details.PurpleBaze said:
Did you at least fingerblast her? I was expecting a more interesting Swaye story here. Don't let me down.Swaye said:I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.
Fuck off I don't have pics.
So we really hit it off on the flight (DC to Atlanta). So much so that we went to grab food during our layover, and she came with the idea of posing as my wife on the connection to see if someone would let us switch seats and sit next to each other. It worked. She told this idiot mouth breather that I was her husband and asked if he would move so we could sit together. He took one look at those tits and clumsily fell all over himself trying to make her happy.
So we laughed and chatted the whole way to Seattle. We get to Seattle and go to baggage claim, and I am thinking I am going to blow the back out of a bunny tonight. We get our baggage, and she gives me a kiss on the cheek, passes me a note with her e-mail address, and says she hopes I have a great night. Then she gets into the limo the bar provided and drives away. I am standing there with my dick in my hand. Not my finest moment. I still don't know how it happened. I suck at most things in life, but closing down trim isn't one of them. Kiss on the cheek? Fuck, she should have just shot me instead.
I never wrote her, because fuck that.
As I began reading this, with my pants around my ankles, I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet.
To end this with a kiss on the cheek left me wondering why I pay my $10.95 a month.
More Penthouse Letters, less honesty.
I'll try to minimize my failure stories from here on out. -
Quite honestly, yes.Alexis said:Swaye said:I once rode on a plane sitting right next to a girl from Playboy. We chatted the entire flight. Cool chick. Also very very cute, but not stunning. Not what I expected at all having never been in the same room with a Playboy girl. She was just cute. I mean really cute, but the exact kind of girl you see 10 of every night you go out in a decent sized city (she would be a 10 in Walla Walla or some other shithole). Not some stop you in your tracks stunner. Air brushing is the only explanation.
Fuck off I don't have pics.
I once sat next to Burt Young, Paulie from Rocky on a plane, is that cool? -
Totally impossible. No airline flies jumbo jets from DC to Seattle. HTHtopdawgnc said:
I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet. -
That wasn't the "jumbo" he was talking about. Heh.PurpleBaze said:
Totally impossible. No airline flies jumbo jets from DC to Seattle. HTHtopdawgnc said:
I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet. -
El. Oh. El.Swaye said:
That wasn't the "jumbo" he was talking about. Heh.PurpleBaze said:
Totally impossible. No airline flies jumbo jets from DC to Seattle. HTHtopdawgnc said:
I believed I was about to read how he banged the Playboy Bunny in the back seat of a Jumbo Jet. -
Jesus. That's all the thanks I get? What a bunch of old faggots here.ItsHard said:Let the Hamster satisfy your porn needs. NSW versions:
xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4786193/amberleigh_west_3.html
get those forearms working, gentlemen!
Look. There's a lot there to pick from. Plenty of women on women (Hey there @UWKatie) and of course men on men (old fags, Organ and Coog fans). -
What are you bitching about, exactly?
