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Paris Terror Attacks, 100+ dead

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  • dhdawgdhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    edited November 2015
    PurpleJ said:
    As the author said. Missouri has had more than enough attention, and maybe rightfully so. They got both the president and the chancellor out of office which I thought was their main goal. I'm sure they at missouri have had hard times but I'm also sure that not 1 person was killed not even assaulted as far as i know, compared to 160 people being killed in this case. So yeah I think we should give this one more attention.


  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,511 Founders Club
    dhdawg said:

    PurpleJ said:
    As the author said. Missouri has had more than enough attention, and maybe rightfully so. They got both the president and the chancellor out of office which I thought was their main goal. I'm sure they at missouri have had hard times but I'm also sure that not 1 person was killed not even assaulted as far as i know, compared to 160 people being killed in this case. So yeah I think we should give this one more attention.


    Check you're privilege!
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,727 Standard Supporter
    edited November 2015

    I love Russians, wish we were friendly as nations.

    Back on topic: News anchor in Egypt calls out Saudi Arabia as the main cause behind Islamic terrorism and the rise of ISIS:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOUBRuZlMZM

    I love Russians too. Until they hit about 38 years of age. Then they turn into babushka wearing hags.

    But I so want to touch myself inappropriately when thinking about Russians up to that age.

    http://sexyrussianwomenphotos.com

  • Bad_MotherDuckerBad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,345 Swaye's Wigwam
    Write in @Swaye for President!!
  • SoutherndawgSoutherndawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,318 Founders Club
    OZONE said:

    The French came to our aid in our war with England.

    And they were one of the very first to send troops to Afghanistan when we were looking for allies.

    Just because the Germans kicked their ass doesn't mean the French are pussies. The Germans would have kicked everybody's ass -- if Hitler hadn't tried to take on 4 powers at once, and if the Soviets hadn't sacrificed 5 million soldiers in their fight with them.

    They deserve our thanks for the aid they provided over two hundred years ago, but they've been pussies for a long time.
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,399 Founders Club
    It's a complex issue and people want a simple answer.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,533 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Reprising an oldie but a goodie:

    French Military History in a Nutshell
    ......

    WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    .......


    Coffee expelled from my nose laughing at this one! The whole post is excellent, good chit @Swaye
    I'm here to help. (faggy winkie face)
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    edited November 2015
    Swaye said:

    Reprising an oldie but a goodie:

    French Military History in a Nutshell

    Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

    Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

    Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

    Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

    Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

    War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

    The Dutch War: Tied.

    War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

    War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

    American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

    French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

    The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

    The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

    WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

    War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

    Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

    War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

    Uhhh, the French were your allies in the French and Indian War...conveniently left that tidbit off the list.
  • PurpleReignPurpleReign Member Posts: 5,479
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,533 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Reprising an oldie but a goodie:

    French Military History in a Nutshell

    Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

    Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

    Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

    Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

    Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

    War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

    The Dutch War: Tied.

    War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

    War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

    American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

    French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

    The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

    The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

    WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

    War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

    Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

    War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

    Uhhh, the French were your allies in the French and Indian War...conveniently left that tidbit off the list.
    A lot of good it did us.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,727 Standard Supporter

    Swaye said:

    Reprising an oldie but a goodie:

    French Military History in a Nutshell

    Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

    Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

    Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

    Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

    Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

    War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

    The Dutch War: Tied.

    War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

    War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

    American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

    French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

    The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

    The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

    WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

    War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

    Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

    War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

    Uhhh, the French were your allies in the French and Indian War...conveniently left that tidbit off the list.
    Not so fast, my fren.

    "The conflict is known by multiple names. In British America, wars were often named after the sitting British monarch, such as King William's War or Queen Anne's War. As there had already been a King George's War in the 1740s, British colonists named the second war in King George's reign after their opponents, and it became known as the French and Indian War.[9] This traditional name continues as the standard in the United States, but it obscures the fact that Indians fought on both sides of the conflict, and that this was part of the Seven Years' War, a much larger conflict between France and Great Britain.[10] American historians generally use the traditional name or sometimes the Seven Years' War. Other, less frequently used names for the war include the Fourth Intercolonial War and the Great War for the Empire.[9]"
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Swaye said:

    Reprising an oldie but a goodie:

    French Military History in a Nutshell

    Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

    Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

    Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

    Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

    Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

    War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

    The Dutch War: Tied.

    War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

    War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

    American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

    French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

    The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

    The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

    WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

    War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

    Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

    War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.

    Uhhh, the French were your allies in the French and Indian War...conveniently left that tidbit off the list.
    Not so fast, my fren.

    "The conflict is known by multiple names. In British America, wars were often named after the sitting British monarch, such as King William's War or Queen Anne's War. As there had already been a King George's War in the 1740s, British colonists named the second war in King George's reign after their opponents, and it became known as the French and Indian War.[9] This traditional name continues as the standard in the United States, but it obscures the fact that Indians fought on both sides of the conflict, and that this was part of the Seven Years' War, a much larger conflict between France and Great Britain.[10] American historians generally use the traditional name or sometimes the Seven Years' War. Other, less frequently used names for the war include the Fourth Intercolonial War and the Great War for the Empire.[9]"
    3 Mohicans vs Magua and his whole crew.

    AKA, way more on the French side. C'mon dude.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 107,458 Founders Club
    The French lost
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,533 Founders Club

    The French lost

    What's new?
  • I wish Islamic terrorists would attack U of Missouri
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