Open up the phone line and I'll jump on the cast. The shakes are almost gone and I have things to say.
Starting with card room security, taking a knee at the 40 with a proven kicker on the sideline, Mickens inability to catch, the receivers inability to block for each other (a clearcut downgrade in coaching from Sark to Pete at that position), Butta being too small for full-time safety, a permanent switch for Washington to move to WR, his well documented fumbling problem that was a joke until it wasn't, Darrell Daniels all-bus first team all-american and why we'll never know him before he graduates, Greg Gaines eating humans for breakfast lunch and dinner, detox remedies, pedialyte, and chronic masturbation.
At best, we? can go 5-4 in the pac 12 this year. That would make us? 4-5, 5-4 over the past two years.
Sark went 4-5, 5-4 in the Pac 12 his first two years.
We will likely not meet that mark, probably going 3-6 or 4-5 this year.
How did this happen, I thought Ty was a bad coach, did he leave the cupboard more full than Sark? Did Peterman raze the fucking program when he took over? What gives?
If we go 3-6 or 4-5 in the Pac, am I supposed to believe that (4-5, this years record ) is better than (4-5, 5-4). There's not even chip kelly, carroll, or harbaugh to compete with anymore.
Open up the phone line and I'll jump on the cast. The shakes are almost gone and I have things to say.
Starting with card room security, taking a knee at the 40 with a proven kicker on the sideline, Mickens inability to catch, the receivers inability to block for each other (a clearcut downgrade in coaching from Sark to Pete at that position), Butta being too small for full-time safety, a permanent switch for Washington to move to WR, his well documented fumbling problem that was a joke until it wasn't, Darrell Daniels all-bus first team all-american and why we'll never know him before he graduates, Greg Gaines eating humans for breakfast lunch and dinner, detox remedies, pedialyte, and chronic masturbation.
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Is it Peterman for the offensive scheme or smiff to blame?
Can browning and young online handle asu blitzes?
Starting with card room security, taking a knee at the 40 with a proven kicker on the sideline, Mickens inability to catch, the receivers inability to block for each other (a clearcut downgrade in coaching from Sark to Pete at that position), Butta being too small for full-time safety, a permanent switch for Washington to move to WR, his well documented fumbling problem that was a joke until it wasn't, Darrell Daniels all-bus first team all-american and why we'll never know him before he graduates, Greg Gaines eating humans for breakfast lunch and dinner, detox remedies, pedialyte, and chronic masturbation.
Saban doesn't have a Super Bowl contending pro team in town to compete with at Bama.
Sark went 4-5, 5-4 in the Pac 12 his first two years.
We will likely not meet that mark, probably going 3-6 or 4-5 this year.
How did this happen, I thought Ty was a bad coach, did he leave the cupboard more full than Sark? Did Peterman raze the fucking program when he took over? What gives?
If we go 3-6 or 4-5 in the Pac, am I supposed to believe that (4-5, this years record ) is better than (4-5, 5-4). There's not even chip kelly, carroll, or harbaugh to compete with anymore.