Christ.

Swaye

I admit it. I never even turned the game on last night. First game this year I DGAF if I watched or not, and really never even thought about it. Wakeup this morning, fire up Netscape, come to this shithole and learn we played our best game in ages. FML.

LoneStarDawg

So you know what you need to do now, we may even be able to start a firewater blackout fund to make sure you don't watch

Swaye

brchco12 said:

So you know what you need to do now, we may even be able to start a firewater blackout fund to make sure you don't watch

This is a good poont. I'll miss the game threads, but fuck it. Just win.

Dennis_DeYoung

Swaye said:

I admit it. I never even turned the game on last night. First game this year I DGAF if I watched or not, and really never even thought about it. Wakeup this morning, fire up Netscape, come to this shithole and learn we played our best game in ages. FML.

We played pretty crap all things considered. If you look at the stat lines, they were pretty even.

Basically, it was a cripple fight and it turned out their wheelchair hit a rock early and spilled them onto the ground. So we just sort of randomly ran into their head with our wheelchair, even though we sometimes inadvertently locked the wheels up on ourselves and had moments where we contemplated suicide. Sometimes we would make a big run at their head with the wheelchair and be like 5 feet wide right.

But they can't get up and they can't really move, so what can they do? They just kind of took it and cried.

WeAreAFatLesboSchool

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Swaye said:

I admit it. I never even turned the game on last night. First game this year I DGAF if I watched or not, and really never even thought about it. Wakeup this morning, fire up Netscape, come to this shithole and learn we played our best game in ages. FML.

We played pretty crap all things considered. If you look at the stat lines, they were pretty even.

Basically, it was a cripple fight and it turned out their wheelchair hit a rock early and spilled them onto the ground. So we just sort of randomly ran into their head with our wheelchair, even though we sometimes inadvertently locked the wheels up on ourselves and had moments where we contemplated suicide. Sometimes we would make a big run at their head with a wheelchair and be like 5 feet wide right.

But they can't get up and they can't really move, so what can they do? They just kind of took it and cried.

PLSS? True?

LoneStarDawg

The biggest accomplishment we had last night was breaking their will on offense. Deathrow in full effect.

Swaye

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Swaye said:

I admit it. I never even turned the game on last night. First game this year I DGAF if I watched or not, and really never even thought about it. Wakeup this morning, fire up Netscape, come to this shithole and learn we played our best game in ages. FML.

We played pretty crap all things considered. If you look at the stat lines, they were pretty even.

Basically, it was a cripple fight and it turned out their wheelchair hit a rock early and spilled them onto the ground. So we just sort of randomly ran into their head with our wheelchair, even though we sometimes inadvertently locked the wheels up on ourselves and had moments where we contemplated suicide. Sometimes we would make a big run at their head with the wheelchair and be like 5 feet wide right.

But they can't get up and they can't really move, so what can they do? They just kind of took it and cried.

We are the only team in America that can look like a pile of ass winning 49-3. I DVR'ed the shit...I might have to go watch it. I like tard fights.

CuntWaffle

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Swaye said:

I admit it. I never even turned the game on last night. First game this year I DGAF if I watched or not, and really never even thought about it. Wakeup this morning, fire up Netscape, come to this shithole and learn we played our best game in ages. FML.

We played pretty crap all things considered. If you look at the stat lines, they were pretty even.

Basically, it was a cripple fight and it turned out their wheelchair hit a rock early and spilled them onto the ground. So we just sort of randomly ran into their head with our wheelchair, even though we sometimes inadvertently locked the wheels up on ourselves and had moments where we contemplated suicide. Sometimes we would make a big run at their head with the wheelchair and be like 5 feet wide right.

But they can't get up and they can't really move, so what can they do? They just kind of took it and cried.

I have to disagree with you. I we didn't look like world beaters but it was far better than crappy.

phineas

let me guess, washington is BACK despite the fact we played the shittiest team on the schedule so far

allpurpleallgold

phineas said:

let me guess, washington is BACK despite the fact we played the shittiest team on the schedule so far

Let me guess, Petersen is a failure because he didn't beat Oregon and nothing else matters to you.

allpurpleallgold

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Swaye said:

I admit it. I never even turned the game on last night. First game this year I DGAF if I watched or not, and really never even thought about it. Wakeup this morning, fire up Netscape, come to this shithole and learn we played our best game in ages. FML.

We played pretty crap all things considered. If you look at the stat lines, they were pretty even.

Basically, it was a cripple fight and it turned out their wheelchair hit a rock early and spilled them onto the ground. So we just sort of randomly ran into their head with our wheelchair, even though we sometimes inadvertently locked the wheels up on ourselves and had moments where we contemplated suicide. Sometimes we would make a big run at their head with the wheelchair and be like 5 feet wide right.

But they can't get up and they can't really move, so what can they do? They just kind of took it and cried.

You're a fucking idiot.

Dennis_DeYoung

allpurpleallgold said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Swaye said:

I admit it. I never even turned the game on last night. First game this year I DGAF if I watched or not, and really never even thought about it. Wakeup this morning, fire up Netscape, come to this shithole and learn we played our best game in ages. FML.

We played pretty crap all things considered. If you look at the stat lines, they were pretty even.

Basically, it was a cripple fight and it turned out their wheelchair hit a rock early and spilled them onto the ground. So we just sort of randomly ran into their head with our wheelchair, even though we sometimes inadvertently locked the wheels up on ourselves and had moments where we contemplated suicide. Sometimes we would make a big run at their head with the wheelchair and be like 5 feet wide right.

But they can't get up and they can't really move, so what can they do? They just kind of took it and cried.

You're a fucking idiot.

So?

phineas

allpurpleallgold said:

phineas said:

let me guess, washington is BACK despite the fact we played the shittiest team on the schedule so far

Let me guess, Petersen is a failure because he didn't beat Oregon and nothing else matters to you.

petersen is a failure because he sucks and has beaten no one, and wont

CuntWaffle

phineas said:

let me guess, washington is BACK despite the fact we played the shittiest team on the schedule so far

No one is saying that. You sound like you really hate your life.

PostGameOrangeSlices

phineas said:

allpurpleallgold said:

phineas said:

let me guess, washington is BACK despite the fact we played the shittiest team on the schedule so far

Let me guess, Petersen is a failure because he didn't beat Oregon and nothing else matters to you.

petersen is a failure because he sucks and has beaten no one, and wont

Zzzz

Fire_Marshall_Bill

CuntWaffle said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Swaye said:

I admit it. I never even turned the game on last night. First game this year I DGAF if I watched or not, and really never even thought about it. Wakeup this morning, fire up Netscape, come to this shithole and learn we played our best game in ages. FML.

We played pretty crap all things considered. If you look at the stat lines, they were pretty even.

Basically, it was a cripple fight and it turned out their wheelchair hit a rock early and spilled them onto the ground. So we just sort of randomly ran into their head with our wheelchair, even though we sometimes inadvertently locked the wheels up on ourselves and had moments where we contemplated suicide. Sometimes we would make a big run at their head with the wheelchair and be like 5 feet wide right.

But they can't get up and they can't really move, so what can they do? They just kind of took it and cried.

I have to disagree with you. I we didn't look like world beaters but it was far better than crappy.

This.

I didn't watch every play, but I watched 70% of it.

We played well. I have no major complaints. There weren't any major blown assignments or execution. Even the play calling seemed okay (obligatory they were playing a bad defense).

November is when I expected the team to click better. Playing an average team is part of it, but I think they're also getting better. Now that I say that, watch da Utes light them up,

Dennis_DeYoung

Holy fuck you guys are Doogs.

phineas

score 49 on arizona, nothing else matters

CuntWaffle

phineas said:

score 49 on arizona, nothing else matters

Get upset about anything just because, nothing else matters.

Tequilla

On Friday I noted that SRS trends are showing declining programs at Oregon and ASU and concern at the Arizona numbers ... after last night, I'd be very concerned as an Arizona fan

This whole season is a process and getting too high after this win is as bad as getting too low after a loss. But there were encouraging signs last night particularly offensively.

RaceBannon

I mean we've had at least one game like this since Sark got here. We might get to 5-4. Again

Winning beats losing every time but it is pretty meaningless unless it is the start of something and we look back on.

It's still November 1 and we've been out of the race for a couple weeks