I actually melted down because I have a miserable and pathetic life. My ex-wife came back this weekend, she's a meth addict and needed a place to crash. She promised unlimited Blow jobs so she got 2 night. 5 BJs later and now I got crabs AND bed bugs and probably the herp. fuck.
Then late last night I find out my 15 yo daughter is knocked up by the starting LB at high school. He's not white.
And the kicker... I woke up this morning and I'm still a Beaver fan.
I actually melted down because I have a miserable and pathetic life. My ex-wife came back this weekend, she's a meth addict and needed a place to crash. She promised unlimited Blow jobs so she got 2 night. 5 BJs later and now I got crabs AND bed bugs and probably the herp. fuck.
Then late last night I find out my 15 yo daughter is knocked up by the starting LB at high school. He's not white.
And the kicker... I woke up this morning and I'm still a Beaver fan.
Quiet honestly I came into work today ready to just absolutely rip it. Didn't execute the gameplan that I had been practicing all last week. That's on me and the staff at work.
Quiet honestly I came into work today ready to just absolutely rip it. Didn't execute the gameplan that I had been practicing all last week. That's on me and the staff at work.
I actually melted down because I have a miserable and pathetic life. My ex-wife came back this weekend, she's a meth addict and needed a place to crash. She promised unlimited Blow jobs so she got 2 night. 5 BJs later and now I got crabs AND bed bugs and probably the herp. fuck.
Then late last night I find out my 15 yo daughter is knocked up by the starting LB at high school. He's not white.
And the kicker... I woke up this morning and I'm still a Beaver fan.
I actually melted down because I have a miserable and pathetic life. My ex-wife came back this weekend, she's a meth addict and needed a place to crash. She promised unlimited Blow jobs so she got 2 night. 5 BJs later and now I got crabs AND bed bugs and probably the herp. fuck.
Then late last night I find out my 15 yo daughter is knocked up by the starting LB at high school. He's not white.
And the kicker... I woke up this morning and I'm still a Beaver fan.
I actually melted down because I have a miserable and pathetic life. My ex-wife came back this weekend, she's a meth addict and needed a place to crash. She promised unlimited Blow jobs so she got 2 night. 5 BJs later and now I got crabs AND bed bugs and probably the herp. fuck.
Then late last night I find out my 15 yo daughter is knocked up by the starting LB at high school. He's not white.
And the kicker... I woke up this morning and I'm still a Beaver fan.
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I actually melted down because I have a miserable and pathetic life. My ex-wife came back this weekend, she's a meth addict and needed a place to crash. She promised unlimited Blow jobs so she got 2 night. 5 BJs later and now I got crabs AND bed bugs and probably the herp. fuck.
Then late last night I find out my 15 yo daughter is knocked up by the starting LB at high school. He's not white.
And the kicker... I woke up this morning and I'm still a Beaver fan.
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