What do you do when you've got a good running back and a terrible quarterback?

DerekJohnson

Throw three straight fucking times, of course!

We deserve to lose 66-0

AEB

I was going to say, 2-10 throw it.

AEB

The lesson is, never play to win.

PurpleBaze

But, how are Petersen and Smith supposed to show off their genius on offense?

AEB

Tell you what, contrary to DDY, BBK seems like he might be a player. Of course, he plays defense.

PurpleReign

I hate us

AEB

Me, too.

droggins

Tarmac.

section8

droggins said:

Tarmac.

Fuck that, just open the plane door over Corvallis and kick Smith out.

ThomasFremont

section8 said:

droggins said:

Tarmac.

Fuck that, just open the plane door over Corvallis and kick Smith the entire coaching staff out.

FTFY

greenblood

It's not a problem to throw on first down as long as you go to the ground on 2nd down. The percentages are much better at 3rd and 7 vs 3rd and 10, as the options on the route tree expand.

MisterEm

greenblood said:

It's not a problem to throw on first down as long as you go to the ground on 2nd down. The percentages are much better at 3rd and 7 vs 3rd and 10, as the options on the route tree expand.

Shut the fuck up.

You have an offense.

greenblood

MisterEm said:

greenblood said:

It's not a problem to throw on first down as long as you go to the ground on 2nd down. The percentages are much better at 3rd and 7 vs 3rd and 10, as the options on the route tree expand.

Shut the fuck up.

You have an offense.

Until the cramps arrive.

PurpleBaze

MisterEm said:

greenblood said:

It's not a problem to throw on first down as long as you go to the ground on 2nd down. The percentages are much better at 3rd and 7 vs 3rd and 10, as the options on the route tree expand.

Shut the fuck up.

You have an offense.

They have a VAJ.

DerekJohnson

PurpleBaze said:

MisterEm said:

greenblood said:

It's not a problem to throw on first down as long as you go to the ground on 2nd down. The percentages are much better at 3rd and 7 vs 3rd and 10, as the options on the route tree expand.

Shut the fuck up.

You have an offense.

They have a VAJ.

A great headline would have been HUSKY DEFENSE GIVES OREGON A BLOODY VAJ

claycha

DerekJohnson said:

Throw three straight fucking times, of course!

We deserve to lose 66-0

Punt








A lot




Fuck me raw







Final answer

Dennis_DeYoung

DerekJohnson said:

Throw three straight fucking times, of course!

We deserve to lose 66-0

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