Sober as Sarkisian Saturday

Southerndawg

@Stanford tonight. Not good. The signs say it's Sober as Sarkisian Saturday. Time to skip the pregame IPA warmup and head to straight an alcohol induced memory erasing stupor. Save the good stuff for the 2030 special season celebration, drink only swill you don't mind donating to the porcelain gods. Also avoid chunky foods that can get stuck in your nostrils when reverse drinking becomes unavoidable. With any luck @Swaye will provide ample diversionary material to NTD,BB to until the double vision sets in. Fuck it all.

OGOGOOO DWAWWGGSSAS !!!11111!!11!!!!1

HuskyJW

Mcaffrey is gonna skull fuck us

ThomasFremont

HuskyJW said:

Mcaffrey is gonna skull fuck us

Can't even put down a prediction? Have you always been such a vaj???

WilburHooksHands

Swaye is with the great spirit

phineas

I like my Dawgs in this one

phineas

I'm hearing petersen reads these boards and he took our fire Petersen chants to heart. He's going to be the best coach on the field tonight. Enough said on that

Southerndawg

phineas said:

I like my Dawgs in this one

That's what happens when you confuse rubbing alcohol for vodka.

jecornel

phineas said:

I'm hearing petersen reads these boards and he took our fire Petersen chants to heart. He's going to be the best coach on the field tonight. Enough said on that

My guess is he will troll us hard, and throw it 50 times tonight with Carta.

Gaskin gets three carries and Coleman gets the bulk of the reps with mickens having 8 catches for 6 yards.

vanwinky goes 1 for 3 inside the 35.

How will that taste?

Southerndawg

jecornel said:

phineas said:

I'm hearing petersen reads these boards and he took our fire Petersen chants to heart. He's going to be the best coach on the field tonight. Enough said on that

My guess is he will troll us hard, and throw it 50 times tonight with Carta.

Gaskin gets three carries and Coleman gets the bulk of the reps with mickens having 8 catches for 6 yards.

vanwinky goes 1 for 3 inside the 35.

How will that taste?

Like a mix of vodka, gin, irish whisky, scotch, canadian blended whisky, bourbon, tequila, akvavit, tonic water, club soda, lime juice and pizza rolls being rapidly expelled. Good thing it won't be remembered.

RaceBannon

Washington wins this one

Kaepsknee

Peterson forgoes the punt game however the new Fag-hyphen QB shows why He is 3rd string on Americas worst P-5 offense and leave the D in bad spots to the point they rollover and die as well to the tune of say.... 44-13?

RoadDawg55

The script calls for Petersen to surprise tonight. He will actually be smart with Browning, give Gaskin 20+ carries and the other backs combine for 10-15. The defense will play well. We win a close game. Tequilla rubs it all in our faces and calls this validation.

The next week, we lose at home 24-16 to Arizona. Jake Browning goes 21-39 for 182 yards with 2 picks. Gaskin gets 11 carries for 93 yards. 44 of those come on one carry so it's really not that good.

Southerndawg

RaceBannon said:

Washington wins this one

That's what happens when you confuse LSD for sweet tarts.

sarktastic

RaceBannon said:

Washington wins this one

#mydoogs?

sarktastic

Southerndawg said:

RaceBannon said:

Washington wins this one

That's what happens when you confuse LSD for sweet tarts.

I was just about to line thru sweet tarts and write LDS... but I paused for a minute and went hmmm.

DerekJohnson

WilburHooksHands said:

Swaye is with the great spirit

Well I think he got promoted by Jiffy Lube and is in training and/or detox for a few weeks.

sarktastic

they aren't the same thing?

RoadDawg55

Southerndawg said:

RaceBannon said:

Washington wins this one

That's what happens when you confuse LSD for sweet tarts.

When I was 19, I actually bought LSD imprinted sweet tarts from my hippy weed dealer. They were bullshit though and did nothing. True story.

TommySQC

RoadDawg55 said:

Southerndawg said:

RaceBannon said:

Washington wins this one

That's what happens when you confuse LSD for sweet tarts.

When I was 19, I actually bought LSD imprinted sweet tarts from my hippy weed dealer. They were bullshit though and did nothing. True story.

lol #pacebo

Dennis_DeYoung

DerekJohnson said:

WilburHooksHands said:

Swaye is with the great spirit

Well I think he got promoted by Jiffy Lube and is in training and/or detox for a few weeks.

Why would anyone detox?

ThomasFremont

RoadDawg55 said:

Southerndawg said:

RaceBannon said:

Washington wins this one

That's what happens when you confuse LSD for sweet tarts.

When I was 19, I actually bought LSD imprinted sweet tarts from my hippy weed dealer. They were bullshit though and did nothing. True story.

You got conned.

I sold a bunch of "pain killers" that were actually generic benadryl to some chicks at a party and told them it mixes great with alcohol.

The moral of the story is you should always mix pills and booze.