Hooks' "not a dry eye" player arrested...

PurpleBaze

But, he was such a role model for deaf children everywhere!

http://www.king5.com/story/sports/nfl/seahawks/2015/10/15/seahawks-fullback-derrick-coleman-arrested/73986164/

King5 is your source?!

PurpleBaze

Saw the komo4.buttfucker link so now I have to poast it.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Seahawks-fullback-Derek-Coleman-arrested-held-without-bail-333055451.html

section_332

Had a battery emergency prob.

SteveInShelton

Hooks are already making excuses for him - "he's deaf, maybe he didn't realize he hit a car", lol.

RoadDawg55

Coleman is fucking terrible btw. I always see him whiffing on blocks.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I thought he used to play basketball for Syracuse and the Nets.

UWerentThereMan

he sucked ass. Addition by subtraction

CuntWaffle

SteveInShelton said:

Hooks are already making excuses for him - "he's deaf, maybe he didn't realize he hit a car", lol.

Apparently being deaf means you also lose your sense of touch.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Copied from a Facebook page...

King County probably won't prosecute. The chargers sound way worse than what actually happened. And since he's probably a first-time offender, I doubt he'll get anything worse than probation and community service. Maybe even community court? King County is kinda nice like that. They won't want to imprison a ring-bearing champion.... He's still one of my favorite 'Hawks. And still a better person than Tom Brady.

He walked away from the scene of an accident...

PurpleBaze

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Copied from a Facebook page...

King County probably won't prosecute. The chargers sound way worse than what actually happened. And since he's probably a first-time offender, I doubt he'll get anything worse than probation and community service. Maybe even community court? King County is kinda nice like that. They won't want to imprison a ring-bearing champion.... He's still one of my favorite 'Hawks. And still a better person than Tom Brady.

He walked away from the scene of an accident...

Hooks gotta Hook!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

PurpleBaze said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Copied from a Facebook page...

King County probably won't prosecute. The chargers sound way worse than what actually happened. And since he's probably a first-time offender, I doubt he'll get anything worse than probation and community service. Maybe even community court? King County is kinda nice like that. They won't want to imprison a ring-bearing champion.... He's still one of my favorite 'Hawks. And still a better person than Tom Brady.

He walked away from the scene of an accident...

Hooks gotta Hook!

Yeah exactly. Some are buying his lawyer's excuse of he was so dazed that he didn't remember what happened. I guess that's not as dumb as the deaf excuse, but that would have to have been a wicked concussion.

There were some funny lines too but I don't want to offend the sensitive types.

PurpleBaze

Sounds like some of these excuse-makers need to take a long walk and gain some perspective. In all seriousness, Coleman's lawyer is a DUI attorney. Why the fuck would Coleman hire a DUI attorney if he didn't need to?

Tom Brady may be a douche, but to my knowledge he has never gotten into a car wreck and walked away from it.

sarktastic

Its possible, he waited patiently for police to show, they didn't so, he walked into a bar bought a few drinks to calm his nerves to avoid going into shock and dying

sarktastic

update... Background story seems to be just a straight up accident, he was concussed, no drugs, no alcohol, mid day... Good news for all involved, hopefully.

PurpleBaze

sarktastic said:

update... Background story seems to be just a straight up accident, he was concussed, no drugs, no alcohol, mid day... Good news for all involved, hopefully.

Disappointing!

I wanted him to be under the influence, just to see the Hooks squirm.