Sark is in rehab

TierbsHsotBoobs

Remember folks, you heard it here first. Unlike some hacks like @puppylove_sugarsteel, I have this shit DIALED IN.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

https://twitter.com/BryanDFischer/status/653317041055600640

"sent home"

love it...it sounds like he's a 5th grader who got in trouble

UWerentThereMan

Anyone have the photoshop of sark with the whip?

whatshouldicareabout

https://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653318083457617920

https://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653318441324015616

TierbsHsotBoobs

I beat @insideUSC by 23 minutes.


Nice.

whatshouldicareabout

https://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653317224254455808

So Sark was sober this morning?

section8

I'm really glad I hate $ and flew down to LA for the game.

Doogles

This is pretty amazing. Wish my alcoholism milked a few millions before coming to surface.

PurpleReign

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

https://twitter.com/LindseyThiry/status/653316798809399296

TierbsHsotBoobs

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

If he is fired or in rehab I am taking the week off and masturbating all week.

Can I buy stock in Jergens on a Sunday?

UWerentThereMan

InsideUSC ‏@InsideUSC
Source tells me Sarkisian expected to seek treatment and Clay Helton interim coach of team #USC

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/653319544065298432

UWerentThereMan

No word yet from SportBoner

bananasnblondes

Sometimes real life is better than anything they can cook up in the movies

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/653319544065298432

It's over. He's not coming back ever. They just can't fire him while he "needs help." As soon as he is out of treatment Haden will shit can him.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Haden will be shit canned next.....

PostGameOrangeSlices

What a disaster for usc

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/InsideUSC/status/653321029461258240

PurpleBaze

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

What a disaster for usc

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fanbase.

whatshouldicareabout

Swaye said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/653319544065298432

It's over. He's not coming back ever. They just can't fire him while he "needs help." As soon as he is out of treatment Haden will shit can him.

Exactly.

If USC starts winning, they'll credit the revival to Helton being the HC. If USC continues their downward spiral, they'll blame Sark's inability to develop the talent and coach the team.

It's a lose/lose situation for him from here on out... except the millions he's guaranteed