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PurpleBaze
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I thought the Huskies white uniforms were shitty, until I saw ASU's.
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And they beat us every year
Rip WASHINGTON
Most foods in general are going to look pretty disgusting before they’re prepared. Even “good food”—the most locally raised, grass-fed meat—is still going to look like a prop from a B-horror movie. It’s like when your doctor tries to scare you away from smoking by showing you what a smoker’s lung looks like. It’s nasty and disgusting and horrible. Then he shows you what a healthy lung looks like and guess what? It’s nasty and disgusting and horrible.
I want to note that I’m not the world’s biggest fan of McDonald’s—which is saying something—because I have a stomach like a garbage compactor. I will routinely polish off multiple Doritos Locos tacos as a Sunday lunch. A White Castle Crave case? Sure, bring it on, why not? I’m not picky. But even I can only eat at McDonald’s once every year or so. This is mainly because it causes my body to completely shut down for repairs. Not a “food coma,” which is when your stomach is blissfully full of good food. I mean SHUT DOWN. See, I like to think of my body as a factory where thousands of tiny workers in hard hats are employed 24/7. When I eat anything from McDonald’s, my body’s foreman gets on the loudspeaker and says, “OK, everyone, all hands on deck to the stomach. This asshole ate at McDonald’s again.” And all of the little men that normally maintain my physical body as a functioning unit put in overtime hours to repair the damage while I pass out watching How I Met Your Mother on my couch for several hours in a lifeless pile of self-loathing.
But for as physically draining as I find McDonald’s, I feel compelled to defend the McRib from food snobs who’ve probably never even tried one. In fact, I would like to counter their arguments now...
“I saw a photo of a frozen McRib online where it looked like a gray piece of IKEA furniture.”
Hmm, true but also, it is delicious.
“A McRib is made of D grade meat that barely has any actual pork in it.”
Yes, but it is delicious.
“One McRib has 450 calories, 24 grams of fat, and 75 grams of cholesterol.”
And it is delicious.
“McRibs are bad, even by fast food standards.”
Three words. De-lic-ious.
Look, I’m not saying I want to eat a McRib every day of my life. In fact, I definitely do not want to do this or I would most certainly die a diabetes-related death. What I’m saying is that for the one time a year when I eat the stupid thing, all of your negative foodie blogging and unflattering photos aren’t going to stop me from savoring it. I realize it’s gross. I realize it’s unhealthy. But I also realize it’s delicious and... "ba-da-ba-ba-ba... I’m fuckin’ lovin’ it."
Reminds me of Harbaugh at USD getting picked up by a blonde (non-wife) bimbo in a convertible after practice.
We have to beat them this year.