IDGAF. I'll be at a bachelor party for an idiot friend of mine who decided to marry a whore. Another excuse for me to get drunk though.
Am thinking there is a story here....who else in your group got with her?
Be pretty hard for me to know she was a whore unless it was me. I'm going to try to bang her sister at the wedding so I can know I had both the bride and the maid of honor at a wedding that wasn't even mine. Either way, I'm doing lots of coke before the nuptials.
Fucking A Swaye. A true best friend is also an Eskimo brother
A Lotta awkward weddings on the horizon for me.
I cannot hang out with a guy who chooses to get married between labor day weekend and New Year's Day. He is not an OKG and will be an ex friend. And I won't be there. Fuck that guy.
My buddy had the common decency to get married on a Friday so could still hit up the UW vs OSU game the next day.
IDGAF. I'll be at a bachelor party for an idiot friend of mine who decided to marry a whore. Another excuse for me to get drunk though.
Am thinking there is a story here....who else in your group got with her?
Be pretty hard for me to know she was a whore unless it was me. I'm going to try to bang her sister at the wedding so I can know I had both the bride and the maid of honor at a wedding that wasn't even mine. Either way, I'm doing lots of coke before the nuptials.
Fucking A Swaye. A true best friend is also an Eskimo brother
A Lotta awkward weddings on the horizon for me.
I cannot hang out with a guy who chooses to get married between labor day weekend and New Year's Day. He is not an OKG and will be an ex friend. And I won't be there. Fuck that guy.
My buddy had the common decency to get married on a Friday so could still hit up the UW vs OSU game the next day.
It's still retarded. He's going to have a whole lot of wedding anniversaries fucking up football weekends in the future.
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