So I'm at work ...

topdawgnc

Go in a colleagues office and we start drinking from the vodka he keeps in his desk drawer.

We proceed to break, where we smoke a fatty behind the building.

Then we go back upstairs and I get fired and he goes back to writing code.

Dammit! Those IT guys have all the fun.

PurpleBaze

No underage hookers today?

topdawgnc

PurpleBaze said:

No underage hookers today?

Having lost my job I am applying at Subway ... where I hear underage hookers are a perk.

LaZoris

"Big time tech company as well. Friends at Microsoft who do it all the time as well."

PurpleThrobber

topdawgnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

No underage hookers today?

Having lost my job I am applying at Subway ... where I hear underage hookers are a perk.

Punch the kid working behind the counter.

OZONE

topdawgnc said:

Go in a colleagues office and we start drinking from the vodka he keeps in his desk drawer.

We proceed to break, where we smoke a fatty behind the building.

Then we go back upstairs and I get fired and he goes back to writing code.

Dammit! Those IT guys have all the fun.

I thought you were a janitor at green river community college?

They don't let you smoke pot at work?