I'm hearing Re: Sark..

BallSacked

He was drunk and embarrassed himself at the "salute to Troy" event tonight. It is a rumor on the SC premium scoot site, but random twitters seem to confirm. Including some girl saying sark told her dad a joke involving a dildo.

Grundle...get to work.

MrsPetersen

BallSacked said:

Including some girl saying sark told her dad a joke involving a dildo.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

EDIT:

@ballsacked, the girl on twitter was not talking about OUR Sark, she was talking about a classmate of hers.

COME ON MAN, DO 5 SECONDS OF TWITTER STALKING TO FIGURE THAT OUT.

PurpleBaze

Sark is definitely not being Nebraska classy telling daddy dildo jokes.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

So if they are basing that off twitter rumors they are terrible twitter stalkers over at the SC scoot site. #AmatuerHour #LeaveThisToGrundleAndI

LoneStarDawg

Not enough "Allegedly" in this thread

Citrus4Troogs

Seven shot Sark strikes again!

BallSacked

Maybe the dildo was wrong, but I'm seeing a few other tweets that confirm.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

https://twitter.com/Lyssbliss21/status/635291338112544768

Fire_Marshall_Bill

It's 9:30 on a Sat night and it's Sark dildo joke rumors on a fucking message bored and boring preseason gaymes. Jesus H Christ...

BallSacked

Check uscpsycho account too. Sorry - don't know how to link

BallSacked

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

It's 9:30 on a Sat night and it's Sark dildo joke rumors on a fucking message bored and boring preseason gaymes. Jesus H Christ...

Thanks for reading

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

https://twitter.com/_getbackcoach_/status/635300179206254592

https://twitter.com/highwaywitch/status/635283788877070337

https://twitter.com/fightonrob/status/635282391242686464

PurpleBaze

Well, looks like Sark learned a lot during his internship at Joey. He gets blitzed like a real pro now... fit for a top-tier program like USC.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

The guy will never learn. If he can't help himself but getting wasted at a school event, he will never learn how to coach either.

KoolAidMan

I was wondering when USC's annual pre-season scandal was going to happen

whatshouldicareabout

Sark is the gift that just keeps on giving

Praise Pat Haden

BallSacked

KoolAidMan said:

I was wondering when USC's annual pre-season scandal was going to happen

Some of the camp reviews haven't been that glowing either. Lindsey Thiry, a known SC fluffer, had some very interesting comments today in the times. She also has a great rack.

H_D

BallSacked said:

He was drunk and embarrassed himself at the "salute to Troy" event tonight. It is a rumor on the SC premium scoot site, but random twitters seem to confirm. Including some girl saying sark told her dad a joke involving a dildo.

Grundle...get to work.

So on the SC site what is said in chat does not stay in chat? Who the fuck is the CEO over there? That's no fuckin way to run a business.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

https://twitter.com/rosiita/status/635282866411180033

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

So USC Athletics just followed one of the guys (FightOnRob) that posted the above tweets.... I GUARANTEE they are DM'ing him to ask him to take down his tweet....

TOO LATE, I ALREADY SAVED IT USC!!!11! HAHAHAHAHA