Your Real Life Hardcore Husky Moment

SpoonieLuv

My wife to me

Don't be yourself. I want these neighbors to like us.

H_D

SpoonieLuv said:

My wife Mom to me

Don't be yourself. I want these neighbors to like us.

Crisped

TierbsHsotBoobs

I told my wife to grow the hell up and learn the difference between real life and the Internet once.

bananasnblondes

My wife shit on my chest for good luck and quacks like a duck when we fuck

TierbsHsotBoobs

bananasnblondes said:

My wife shit on my chest for good luck and quacks like a duck when we fuck

My wife is staring at me like I'm retarded now.

Kudos.

H_D

bananasnblondes said:

My wife shit on my chest for good luck and quacks like a duck when we fuck

Pics or GTFO.

SpoonieLuv

RoadDawg55

I had a real life dawgman/KJV moment the other day. I was at a work party and this dipshit I work with told a lady he forgot something because he has ADD and doesn't always listen well. The lady pointed to an imaginery object and yelled, "Squirrel!" The guy had no clue what she was talking about. I did, but didn't want to get into their FS conversation. I felt so fucking ashamed of myself that I knew about it from once being a poster at doogman.

LoneStarDawg

I use "allegedly" all the time and confuse the shit out of everyone

UWerentThereMan

I casually use the phrase so and so needs to die in a fucking fire and it always tilts a few heads around room.

PurpleBaze

I say "drippy cunt" quite often, in reference to whiners in general. My wife isn't even fazed by it any more.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I used to make fun of El Paso on Fagbook because after having to go there four or five times, it's a shithole. My mom caught wind of it and told me to stop because my sister-in-law's grandparents live there. It's not my fault they chose to live there, but I've been good.

Mad_Son

I've been drinking for a few hours already

PurpleThrobber

PUMP MY WIFE, DUCK!

Mad_Son

PurpleThrobber said:

PUMP MY WIFE, DUCK!

Whatever you and your wife are into man...

I tend to yell "PUMP MY WIFE, DICK!" (a reference to my own dick) and then I cackle madly while staining the comforter as my wife rolls her eyes, but if you want to bring others into your sex life that is your call.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Saying tees and pees seems to be the one that confuses people the most in my life.

For the record I work in a cemetery, so it gets awkward.

CheersWestDawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

bananasnblondes said:

My wife shit on my chest for good luck and quacks like a duck when we fuck

My wife is staring at me like I'm retarded now.

Kudos.

Like?

CheersWestDawg

Casual conversations around the office now regularly involve cocaine and hookers.

AlCzervik

I told a family member once to: (1) douse himself with gasoline and (2) light a match.

Nobody got it.

PurpleJ

I flag mom for abuse when she asks me to get a job. She stares blankly.

BayDawg

CheersWestDawg said:

Casual conversations around the office now regularly involve cocaine and hookers.

I got into a conversation about hookers and blow and the best way to pair them with a former student/player of mine last year. It seems like it should have been really awkward. It wasnt.