Four-Star Recruit Keyshon Camp Commits to USC

AtomicPiss

todaysu.com/u-news/four-star-recruit-keyshon-camp-commits-to-usc/

bananasnblondes

skookum

That fuckstick Sark thinks he is a recruiting genius and so do the kool aid drinkers. In reality any shitlicker with a pulse can recruit a top ten class at SC.

PurpleBaze

bananasnblondes said:

Fat!

He'll get fatter at SC, eating hot dogs & In-N-Out... with no real training regimen and with Sark letting them leave practice early.

Meek

PurpleBaze said:

bananasnblondes said:

Fat!

He'll get fatter at SC, eating hot dogs & In-N-Out... with no real training regimen and with Sark letting them leave practice early.

#WaitTilIvanGetsAholdOfHim

bananasnblondes

His number on that jersey is Sark's favorite sex move to use on waitresses - the 0 in the middle representing his gunt and man boobs

PurpleBaze

Meek said:

PurpleBaze said:

bananasnblondes said:

Fat!

He'll get fatter at SC, eating hot dogs & In-N-Out... with no real training regimen and with Sark letting them leave practice early.

#WaitTilIvanGetsAholdOfHim

Precisely! Out of shape, noodle arms, and torn ACL(s) are his signature.

PurpleBaze

bananasnblondes said:

His number on that jersey is Sark's favorite sex move to use on waitresses - the 0 in the middle representing his gunt and man boobs

@guntlove, true?!

guntlove

@PurpleBaze ..... It's possible, dude. But I'm having a hard time seeing how a '0' could represent both gunt and man boobs. Perhaps if there was an '8' as well as an '0' between the 69? The '8' symbolizing the man boobs, and the '0' representing the gunt?

guntlove.

Tequilla

bananasnblondes said:

His number on that jersey is Sark's favorite sex move to use on waitresses - the 0 in the middle representing his gunt and man boobs

Post of the Day ... I seriously LOL'ed for a good minute