Are these weights and heights official? In past years I don't remember gohuskies updating the roster so early.
It's probably the heights and weights they got when the players did their official visits last year. So things have changed I'm sure since then.
That sounds right.
Looks like Bartlett-(String)-BBK-Manu on the left of the group photo. Bartlett is massively bigger than BBK. If BBK is really 6-1, 202 then Bartlett looks to be about 6-3, 235 lb.
This looks like an awful time. No alcohol, no drugs, and no girls.
Or Jimmy Lake is smart enough to not put the 10 year old boy's face (red swim trunks) in the frame have the alcohol, drugs and girls behind him while he takes the picture.
1. Benning looks like he's 30 years old. But he'd be a beast of a 30 year old. 2. I didn't know we recruited Kenny Miller (of We're the Millers). And if that's him, he looks to have grown quite a bit and put on some weight in the past few years.
Dammit. None of these guys other than Potato pass the look test. Maybe the white guy on the far right does, I can't tell. From left to right we got, Kenny Miller, a beast who's brother sucked at UW, the coach, Thurman Murman from Bad Santa with corn rows, a summer camp counselor, and a kid who looks to have some swag, but could also be a worthless wigger.
Dammit. None of these guys other than Potato pass the look test. Maybe the white guy on the far right does, I can't tell. From left to right we got, Kenny Miller, a beast who's brother sucked at UW, the coach, Thurman Murman from Bad Santa with corn rows, a summer camp counselor, and a kid who looks to have some swag, but could also be a worthless wigger.
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*wigga - It's not okay to say "wigger" any more. It's derogatory. But, it's okay to say "wigga", because that's like calling some one "brutha". Where my wiggas at? HTH
Potatoe looks the best, but they all look good to me. Scrempy looks huge and McCoy is just fucking ugly. He looks like an albino pug with shitty dreads. Oh well.
Anyway, they all dwarf Chode (who is not super small himself). Only the walk-on kid on the left looks not amazing to me; though he's still better than Dublanko.
1. Benning looks like he's 30 years old. But he'd be a beast of a 30 year old. 2. I didn't know we recruited Kenny Miller (of We're the Millers). And if that's him, he looks to have grown quite a bit and put on some weight in the past few years.
In all fairness, I think Kenny Miller is a walk-on, so he'll hopefully never play.
I also see that we don't have anyone in that picture who could be mistaken for Stringfellow, so I guess Myles Rice is either grey-shirting
So, fucking Bacchanalia looks like a god-damn midget. He sucks too. Chico is a midget, but his film is legit. Bacchus looks like a turd on film and a midget in person.
The Rice part brings up a question, did everyone make it in?
Rice was never a grade question. He had a pretty bad season-ending ACL injury early in his senior season. He could be one of those guys who never quite recovers so he retires. There's also the fact that we gave schollies to those JC guys so he and Carty (the longsnapper) might be greyshirting to make room for those guys
The Rice part brings up a question, did everyone make it in?
Only guys not there are AJ Carty and Myles Rice (But we knew they were grey-shirting anyways). Also, this LEAP program won't be the indicator if they can make it into school. Once camp starts is when we will know if everyone is cleared.
Potatoe looks the best, but they all look good to me. Scrempy looks huge and McCoy is just fucking ugly. He looks like an albino pug with shitty dreads. Oh well.
Anyway, they all dwarf Chode (who is not super small himself). Only the walk-on kid on the left looks not amazing to me; though he's still better than Dublanko.
I feel bad laughing about the McCoy line, but it's too fucking funny.
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Looks like Bartlett-(String)-BBK-Manu on the left of the group photo. Bartlett is massively bigger than BBK. If BBK is really 6-1, 202 then Bartlett looks to be about 6-3, 235 lb.
2. I didn't know we recruited Kenny Miller (of We're the Millers). And if that's him, he looks to have grown quite a bit and put on some weight in the past few years.
*wigga - It's not okay to say "wigger" any more. It's derogatory. But, it's okay to say "wigga", because that's like calling some one "brutha". Where my wiggas at? HTH
Anyway, they all dwarf Chode (who is not super small himself). Only the walk-on kid on the left looks not amazing to me; though he's still better than Dublanko.
I also see that we don't have anyone in that picture who could be mistaken for Stringfellow, so I guess Myles Rice is either grey-shirting
It took me awhile to realize that the biggest guy was Scrempos. He is massive, looks like he is around 6'6" 275
And for fucks sake with the socks and sandles. That kid definitely doesn't fuck.