On paper, this team should win the Pac-12

ThomasFremont

If you are 45 and your net worth is only $600,000 you should probably give up anyways.

PostGameOrangeSlices

ThomasFremont said:

If you are 45 and your net worth is only $600,000 you should probably give up anyways.

says the history major

RoadDawg55

CheersWestDawg said:

Hookers are cheaper than wives.

Let's say you get a hooker for $250. You decide you want to get laid 25 times per year. That's $6,250 per year to get laid. Do that for 20 years, it's $125,000.

Now lets say you've been married for 20 years. The wife lets you fuck her once per week on average. You both work, you've saved well, you're 45 and your net worth is $600,000. She decides to divorce you. Lets say the judge is nice and lets you off easy and says "half". You just paid $300,000 (at minimum) to get laid 1,040 times or $288/fuck.

So, don't get married. Get hookers. Save yourself $38/bang and a lifetime of bullshit.

Life lessons from CheersWestDawg needs to be a weekly feature on this board.

ThomasFremont

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

ThomasFremont said:

If you are 45 and your net worth is only $600,000 you should probably give up anyways.

says the history major

Jack H Lockner was a history major...bruh.

PostGameOrangeSlices

CheersWestDawg said:

So, don't get married. Get hookers. Save yourself $38/bang and a lifetime of bullshit.

Or, you could try not sucking at getting laid.

MikeDamone

CheersWestDawg said:

Hookers are cheaper than wives.

Let's say you get a hooker for $250. You decide you want to get laid 25 times per year. That's $6,250 per year to get laid. Do that for 20 years, it's $125,000.

Now lets say you've been married for 20 years. The wife lets you fuck her once per week on average. You both work, you've saved well, you're 45 and your net worth is $600,000. She decides to divorce you. Lets say the judge is nice and lets you off easy and says "half". You just paid $300,000 (at minimum) to get laid 1,040 times or $288/fuck.

So, don't get married. Get hookers. Save yourself $38/bang and a lifetime of bullshit.

$250 is on the high side.

TierbsHsotBoobs

CheersWestDawg said:

Hookers are cheaper than wives.

Let's say you get a hooker for $250. You decide you want to get laid 25 times per year. That's $6,250 per year to get laid. Do that for 20 years, it's $125,000.

Now lets say you've been married for 20 years. The wife lets you fuck her once per week on average. You both work, you've saved well, you're 45 and your net worth is $600,000. She decides to divorce you. Lets say the judge is nice and lets you off easy and says "half". You just paid $300,000 (at minimum) to get laid 1,040 times or $288/fuck.

So, don't get married. Get hookers. Save yourself $38/bang and a lifetime of bullshit.

Great Auburndoog style comparison as always.

ThomasFremont

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CheersWestDawg said:

Hookers are cheaper than wives.

Let's say you get a hooker for $250. You decide you want to get laid 25 times per year. That's $6,250 per year to get laid. Do that for 20 years, it's $125,000.

Now lets say you've been married for 20 years. The wife lets you fuck her once per week on average. You both work, you've saved well, you're 45 and your net worth is $600,000. She decides to divorce you. Lets say the judge is nice and lets you off easy and says "half". You just paid $300,000 (at minimum) to get laid 1,040 times or $288/fuck.

So, don't get married. Get hookers. Save yourself $38/bang and a lifetime of bullshit.

Great Auburndoog style comparison as always.

We can't all be math majors

CheersWestDawg

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CheersWestDawg said:

Hookers are cheaper than wives.

Let's say you get a hooker for $250. You decide you want to get laid 25 times per year. That's $6,250 per year to get laid. Do that for 20 years, it's $125,000.

Now lets say you've been married for 20 years. The wife lets you fuck her once per week on average. You both work, you've saved well, you're 45 and your net worth is $600,000. She decides to divorce you. Lets say the judge is nice and lets you off easy and says "half". You just paid $300,000 (at minimum) to get laid 1,040 times or $288/fuck.

So, don't get married. Get hookers. Save yourself $38/bang and a lifetime of bullshit.

Great Auburndoog style comparison as always.

I was trying to point out that even if you get laid more when you're married, it still isn't worth it.

Mathematically Sexual Superiority Guy?

TierbsHsotBoobs

CheersWestDawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CheersWestDawg said:

Hookers are cheaper than wives.

Let's say you get a hooker for $250. You decide you want to get laid 25 times per year. That's $6,250 per year to get laid. Do that for 20 years, it's $125,000.

Now lets say you've been married for 20 years. The wife lets you fuck her once per week on average. You both work, you've saved well, you're 45 and your net worth is $600,000. She decides to divorce you. Lets say the judge is nice and lets you off easy and says "half". You just paid $300,000 (at minimum) to get laid 1,040 times or $288/fuck.

So, don't get married. Get hookers. Save yourself $38/bang and a lifetime of bullshit.

Great Auburndoog style comparison as always.

I was trying to point out that even if you get laid more when you're married, it still isn't worth it.

Mathematically Sexual Superiority Guy?

What you proved is that marriage is worth it if you don't marry a frigid bitch.