Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.
FML
Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...
Get up early at 11AM. Look outside and see nothing but sun. Check stupid fucking weatherbug app and see a 30 percent chance of showers 10 hours away. Go outside, look at lawn. Realize what I call lawn is actually just 40 different types of weeds cohabitating on the land white devils haven't yet stolen from me. Mix up 40 dollars worth of spectricide I had to work double shifts at Jiffy Lube for a week to afford. Spill half the mixture on driveway trying to not spill my beer as I cart the shit to sprayer. Lose another half of it trying to get sprayer to work with the shitty 25 year old dry rot hose and because 4 beers before noon. Spend two hours clumsily spraying shit all over the weeds, my house, neighbors, the sky and myself because 4 more beers. Get all hoses sprayers and empty beer cans put away by 3PM. Torrential downpour at 3:01PM.
FML
Toss off Swaye. Grown men dont cry (except J and Freeme), but they get a pass...
Tommy YOU are a whoooosh here. Dont you get that? Glad you're here though, your very presence gives me daily material. Stick around:)
Puppy? You're turning into Grinolds pal. Just ease back, shut the fuck up and let us do the posting. You worry about bringing people over. We'll do the threading. Leave the boards to the people Putin! Xoxo:), LOL, rotfl, bff buddy!
I refuse to do my own lawn, but I live in bumfuck nowhere and can't find anyone to do it for me so it looks like I live in a squat. Sort of a "Mexican Standoff" with lawncare if you will.
Fuck, even my tree guy won't call me back these days.
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But thanks for the FREE PUB!!1!
HTH
Hopefully a White Hawk helicopter won't try to pass itself off as a Blackhawk.
We done here, or do you want to keep going?
Fuck, even my tree guy won't call me back these days.